Bit: Give Crow a Hand
Episode: 106- The Crawling Hand
Transcribed by Angrybeavers13
Crow: That hand's not so tough! What's the worst thing
he's gonna do to you? Pinch you?
Tom: Yeah and how
does he know to go after you? He's got no brain, and no
leverage! (Joel enters.)
Joel: Hey, what
are you guys talking about? (picks up one of the two hands
on the table)
Tom: Oh, we're
just mocking this week's monster. Say, what's a hand gonna
do to you?
Joel: Oh, there's
a lot of thing a hand can do to you, if you stop and think
about. Like, you're sleeping, he comes along takes his two
fingers, sticks them up your nose, you sufficate. Stone
Tom: I hardly
think that's possible.
Joel: Or he could
sneak up behind you, and tap you (taps crow) whiplash,
Joel: ...or he
could do this (Joel taps himself with one of the toy hands
and he looks down, and gets his nose flipped) till you're
bored to death.
(sarcastic): Right, Joel,
tell us about it.
Joel: Or two
hands could come up and give you an Indian Rub. (Joel gives
Tom an indian rub.)
Joel: And there
are other things like, pick, poke, gnawl, grab, slice. (Joel
repeatedly pokes the robots with the toy hands.)
Crow: I don't
think that hand could scare me anyway! (Theater doors open)
Even if it were connected to a forearm it wouldn't bother
me! (A giant hand crawls into the room. Joel and Tom see it,
they sneak away) Tickle you to death? Sure, but scary? Ha! I
saw a hand the size of a football, but it didn't scare me in
the least! Hey, Joel remembe-- uh.. Joel? (crow turns around
and sees the giant hand. The giant hand pounces on top of
crow) AHH! Oh! Oh!
[In the theater]
(Joel and Tom are already in the theater.
Crow enters after a few seconds.)
Crow: Oh Joel, it
was horrible! There's this big hand chasing me!
Joel: Oh, we were
teasing you! That was Gypsy in a giant hand costume.
Crow: What? Oh, I
Joel: Watch the