Bit: Bowling Bots--take 2
Episode: 106- The Crawling Hand
Transcribed by Michelle Alvarez
(Crow stands alone behind the table, facing left. Looking like he's taking a face plant, Crow zooms downward and off camera. The sound of pins being struck tell us he's bowling.)
Crow: He-ey! Baby splits! Wow, that's gonna be tough to beat.
Tom (announcing from off camera): Here we are in the fifth frame. Crow's staring at a nasty 6-10 split. He really needs this one. (Crow dives off camera again; more pins are knocked down.)
Tom (still announcing): Oh, good hook! Yes!
Crow (walking in): Whoa, bingo!
Joel (walking in with Tom): All right, great shot.
Tom: Nice shot Crow.
Crow: Hey, that puts me over 120, Joel.
Joel: All right, that was excellent. Those new arms are working great.
Crow: Great game, you know, but I hate these rental shoes 'cuz no matter how much of that stuff you spray into them, your feet still smell funny.
Joel: Smell? I didn't know you could smell. (Joel looks at Crow's beak.)
Tom: Shh! SHH!
Crow: Uhh...I'm--did I say smell? Uh, I meant spectral analysis, of course, heh heh.
Joel: Hey I was thinkin' let's play murder ball now, whaddaya say?
Tom: Uhh, no. (Crow shakes his head.)
Joel: Wait a minute. I created you guys. When I say we play murder ball, we play murder ball.
Crow: Okay, not it!
Tom: Not it!
Joel (exasperated): Let's do it over.
Crow: Not it!
Tom: Not it!
Joel: Uh, well how 'bout rock paper scissors, huh?
Crow: Oh, no way! I'm not playing that with you again. Look at my hands! Look, see? You know every time we play, uh, I gotta be scissors and you pick rock all the time.
Joel: Hey, it's just the luck of the draw, Crow.
Tom: Mmmm, okay Joel, you win *everything.*
Crow: Yeah, bye. See ya later, Joel. (Crow starts to leave.)
Tom: See ya later Joel.
Crow (suddenly coming back): Go home to your mom. Yeah, we're your friends...
Crow and Tom: NOT!!
Tom: C'mon, let's ditch him. (T & C leave.)
Joel: Oh, that's great. I get it. Yeah, yeah, thanks. Thanks for emptying my load pan. Thanks for creating us, Joel. Thanks for making us intrinsically human, Joel...(to Cambot) Hey Cambot, come in a little bit. (Cambot zooms in.) Hey, Cambot I want you to remind me of something: Next time I make a robot, no more free will. That's it. Oh, we got commercial...(slaps the light, pops a grape in his mouth) I hate this.