Bit: Tom Psychoanalyzes Crow
Episode 607: Bloodlust
Transcribed by Ben Wink
(Servo, wearing glasses is seated in a chair. Crow is on a couch in front of him. Tissues are nearby.)
Tom: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I see, yes. Well, describe your childhood to me, Mr. T. Robot.
Crow: I didn't have a childhood.
Tom: Hm, I see. Well, how would you describe your relationship with your mother?
Crow: I didn't have a mother.
Tom: Ah, interesting. Have you seen Cliffhanger?
Tom: Hm, tell me more about that.
Crow: I didn't see Cliffhanger.
Tom: This seems painful to you.
Tom: Hmmm. Tell me Crow T., what kind of fishing lure do you think is appropriate for early spring?
Crow: Definitely a Rebel deepÉehÉnothing leaves this office, right?
Tom: Heh, Mr. Robot. Everything said here today is strictly confidential.
Crow: Definitely a Rebel deep diving lure for early spring.
(Commercial sign flashes)
Tom: Hmm, yes. Yes. Ah, well, I see our time is up Crow. We'll be right back.
Tom: I'm prescribing a series of commercials.
Crow: (Disgusted) OhhhÉ (Cut)
(Cut back to same scene)
Crow: Gee I feel kind of embarrassed about the things I told you in our session.
Tom: Don't worry Crow. As I said before, whatever you tell me in the privacy of my office is in the strictest of confidence. (Mike enters)
Mike: Hi guys.
(Mads light goes on)
Tom: Aha, say Mike, you wouldn't believe some of the weird stuff this nutcup is into here!
Tom: You know that he uses a Rebel deep diving lure in early spring?!
Crow: No I don't. (Mike and Servo start laughing) I lied about that. That wasÉshhÉshhhÉhey, heyÉshÉ (Mike grabs a tissue because he's crying from laughing)