Frank's Bomb Threat
Episode 613- The Sinister Urge
Transcribed (I didn't save your name! Sorry!)
(Bridge – still decorated for the shower.)
Gypsy: Well, this has
been so nice, thank you so much, um,
Crow: It was so much
fun Gypsy; you got so much great stuff!
Tom: Yeah! I really
hope you like the pinking shears, Gypsy! I saw them in a catalog, and I
just thought Gypsy!!
Mike: Oh, Tom! Let me
wrap up some of that chicken salad! (goes off screen, mads light
Gypsy (noticing mads
light): Girls! The mads are
and Crow (turning to camera): Lovely!
sorry, didn’t know you had company. Say Mike, you
haven’t seen Frank around anywhere, have you? I’ve
everywhere, he didn’t leave a note, his car keys are still
He didn’t mention anything to you, did he?
Mike: No, nothing at
all. Did you try all the Baskin Robins?
Tom: Did you try Comic
Crow: Did you try all
the emergency rooms? They all know him.
(Dr. F inspects Frank’s pants, going through ticket stubs)
the ticket stubs): “In the Line of Fire,”
“Speed,” “Blown Away?” Nelson
look! I was just
tidying up in Frank’s room, and I found these ticket stubs in
Frank’s pants pocket. Now I really am worried. You know how
easily influenced Frank is by the moving picture!
Mike: (picking up the
wrapping): Well I wouldn’t worry about it,
Doctor F, I’m sure he’s not serious. (Comes across
gift for Gypsy) Oh hey check it out! It’s another gift here
Crow, and Gypsy: Ooooh!
from Frank! Listen to this: Dear Gypsy, how are you?
I’m fine. I’m going to bomb the living bejesus out
13. Well, it looks like I’m out of room. Best wishes,
Frank. (suddenly realizes the threat) OH MY GOD! MIKE, TOM, CROW, WE
GOT TO STOP HIM!!! (goes back to the note) P.S. Hope you like the
pinking shears (Tom and Crow gasp, Mike opens it up to reveal that the
gift is none other than ANOTHER pair of pinking shears!)
Tom: Pinking shears,
Mike: Well, I
wouldn’t worry about it. I’m sure Frank’s
Crow: He sure is Mike,
those are definitely pinking shears!
Mike: Not about the
pinking shears, I’m talking about the bomb!
(takes package) Hey Dr. F, I think you should know about this bomb
threat from Frank.
(Dr. F approaches carrying a bundle of dynamite)
knew it! I knew it! Just look what I found in Frank’s
closet behind his Jayne West doll: dynamite! Not that I was snooping,
but if I didn’t snoop, I wouldn’t know
on in Frank’s life. All right, Mickey, I’ve got it
care of down here. Why don’t you take in Ed Wood’s
“The Sinister Urge,” with a short about personal
Watch and learn, stink bombs!
(Mike is examining Gypsy’s pinking shears)
one’s got good handles. (to Dr. F) Well anyway, call us if
you need us Clay, alright?
Tom: Well, Gypsy, I
think Frank would be really understanding if you returned his pinking
shears and got something else!
Mike: Whoa, hey
we’ve got movie sign!