Bit: Tom & Crow the Cops
Episode 613- The Sinister Urge
Transcribed by: (I didn't save your name! Sorry!)
and Tom, in suits, are looking at records on a computer as Mike is
looking at filed paper records, as Gypsy looks on.)
Gypsy: It just
doesn’t make any sense, Mike!
Mike (looking through
paper records): Well, I hear you Gypsy, but you
know there’s nothing in Frank’s permanent record
suggests homicidal maniac.
Tom: Yep, school
records too! Look at this: Uh, repeated third grade
twice, uh, fourth grade same, snow days came, expelled, Harriet Tubman
High, nineteen-seventy-four, after that, nada!
Crow: Look, I think I
got it handled. I got some contacts on the street!
Mike (chuckles): You got contacts on the
a lot about me you don’t know!
here’s my main man (Hexfield Viewscreen opens to reveal Huggy
Bear) Huggy Bear!
Crow: Hey, all right,
Hug, what’s the lowdown?
Uh, pardon me?
play schoolgirl with me! I’ve got so much on
you I’ll send you so far up the river you’ll think
a salmon! (Huggy Bear is clueless.) Oh, I get it! Too much heat coming
down from the man, I see!
that’s not Huggy Bear!
didn’t say it was *the* Huggy Bear, I said it was *a* Huggy
Bear! (Hexfield closes.)
Mike: Oh, come on,
Crow, now cut it out! Now Forrester’s life is on the line!
I’m copasetic! That’s why I got my main man
Rooster! (Hexfield opens up again to reveal Rooster.) Hey Roost Hey!
(Hexfield closes again.)
Tom: Ah, losing your
touch, eh, Crow? Perhaps a nice traffic assignment would suit you
Crow: Oh yeah?
Crow: Where did you get
your desk job, chunky? It didn’t have to
do anything with that speeding bus full of cub scouts, did it?
Tom: I stopped that
bus and I saved them kids!
Crow: All except one!
Crow: One you let drive!
Tom: Well, he showed
me his license!
Crow: He was seven!
Tom: I’m a
Crow (brawling with
Tom): Oh yeah!
Tom: I’m a
good cop! (Continuing to fight)
Mike (stopping the
fight): Oh come on, guys, guys,
cut it out, now! You’re both good cops!
Mike: What am I saying?
Neither one of you are good cops! Come on, snap
out of it, we’ll help Gypsy (movie sign) and then
Crow: Oh movie sign!