Episode 613- The Sinister Urge
Transcribed by: (I didn't save your name! Sorry!)
(Mike is on the bridge with Crow, in a suit, and Gypsy, with a single
eyeglass over her eye and a hat look over at the computer.)
Mike: We just got to
find a way to stop Frank, but how?
that’s the sixty-four dollar question…wait!
I’ve got an idea! A door-to-door search! Gypsy, can you give
schematic of the whole city?
Gypsy: You want the
Crow: All the way to
the sticks! I want to see barns and cows and roosters!
Gypsy: There goes my
Crow: Thanks doll face!
(tries to kiss Gypsy)
Gypsy (disgusted): Get out of here you lug!
(Tom darts in, in a police officer’s uniform)
Tom: All right, all
right, all right! Hold everything! Ha ha! Got the
report back from the lab, and guess whose fingerprints are all over the
Mike: Uh, probably
Frank’s. He signed it.
that’s right I guess…
Mike: This is a dead
end, a blank wall, an empty check!
Gypsy: It’s no
piece of cake, that’s for sure!
realizing what Gypsy just said): Wait! Hold it Gypsy, say
Gypsy: I said,
‘It is no piece of cake!’
Mike: Potato cakes!
Crow (surprised): Potato cakes?!
Mike: Remind me to buy
you a new hat next payday sweetheart! (hugs and kisses Gypsy)
Crow: How does she get
a new hat?
Mike: But first, I got
a very important phone call to make! (dials pay phone) I have to dial
(Dr. F is still at Frank’s mercy, with dynamite strapped to
Deep 13 itself is laden with dynamite and gun powder, as Frank is busy
cleaning the detonating plunger. The phone rings. Dr. F picks it up and
Deep Thirteen, how can I help you?
Mike (over phone): Clay! Thank goodness
you’re there! Listen…I’ve got the
answer: potato cakes!
cakes? Well, those are tasty. I prefer curly fries. They
Mike (over phone): No, they’re not
for you, Clay, they’re for Frank!
Dr. F: Well,
that’s very thoughtful Mike, I don’t have to
tell you, I’m just the teensiest bit peeved at our young
Mike (over phone): Oh, no, don’t you
see? Frank loves
potato cakes! Get some, and use them to lure him away from the dynamite!
devious! (hangs up phone) I
wonder why I didn’t think of that? (Gets up, with the
still strapped to him) Frank! I’m steppin’ out,
Frank: Yokay! (waves)