Bit: TICKLE ME CARLO LOMBARDI
Episode: 808- The She Creature
Crow: Hey, Mike!
There you are. I had an idea and I wanted to run it by a
totally average unspectacular not overly-bright consumer.
And here you are!
Mike: Yeah, sure
Crow: Good. Hey,
get me that thing under there, would you?
Yeah...m-hm. (Gets Carlo Lombardi doll under table. Carlo is
sitting in his own chair)
Crow: It's my
Tickle-Me Carlo Lombardi doll.
Crow: Yeah, it's
just like the lovable Tickle-Me Elmo doll, only it's Carlo
speaking in a creepy voice): Oh, that's a
lotta little boys' initial reaction to dolls. But you'll
grow to love it as you take it into your room, perhaps prop
next to your bed as you sleep. He'll watch over you. He's
Dr. Carlo Lombardi.
Mike: Crow, why
would you even make a...
creepier): Go ahead, Mike.
Crow: Oh, I'd
think you'd better, Mike. Tickle-Me Carlo Lombardi doesn't
like to be disappointed.
Mike: Well, I
guess, just to be safe... (tickles Carlo doll)
doll (laughs creepily for rest of
segment): Ho ho ha ho
Crow: Tickle Me
Carlo Lombardi is your friend... forever! (Mike notices doll
is stuck to his fingers.) And I made him sticky so he's even
more fun! (Mike struggles to get doll off his fingers.) You
can feed him the special baby food included, and in a few
minutes, change Tickle-Me Carlo Lombardi's didy! (Mike falls
behind desk, still struggling with the doll.) And there's a
Who's that fat little funny little
It's Tickle-Me Carlo Lombardi!
Who's little diaper needs a good little change!?!
It's Tickle-Me Carlo Lomardi.
(spoken) Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi and Tickle Me Carlo
Lombardi sold seperately. (Mike gets back up and we can see
the skin has peeled off the Carlo doll) Ehh, you know, that
thing's kinda creepy. I don't think it'll work. You can have
that doll though, Mike. I'm done with it.
(still struggling with
doll (still laughing
fiendishly): Ho ho ha ho