Bit: Krankor Visits
Episode: 819- Invasion of the Neptune Men
(M&TB huddeld together in fear.)
Tom: I mean - I
mean we've had bad movies before Mike, but this
Mike: I know,
Tom: My will to
live Mike, draining...draining fast.
Crow: To be dead,
to be nothing, to watch Neptune Men no more.
(shouting): I can't go back
in there guys. Shove me out the airlock. Please Mike, if you
have a shread of dicentcy left in you. oh will there ever be
light in this world again. (Cries.)
Mike: I don't
know, Tom...I don't know. (Knocking from off camera.)
Whoever it is, go away. save yourself! (Krankor enters
Krankor: It is you who needs saving. For as you see, our
technolegy is far superiour to yours, and we will crush
(happily): It's the
Phantom Dictator of Krankor from Prince of Space! (M&TB
Krankor: Yes, it is I, and as you can see, I have come back
to conquer your puny satellite once and for all. (Everyone
Mike: Oh God, it
is good to see you.
Crow: Krankor, what a breath of fresh air you are.
Tom: You guys,
it's really him! It's really Krankor! Hooray!!
Krankor: I...I do not understand. Last time you did not
seem to like me very much at all.
Mike: No, no
Krankor. Don't say that.
Tom: That was before this horrible movie we had today. I
think we learned to appreciate what we had with you
Krankor: Well...thats...very nice...(about to cry) I
suppose I--no no no, wait! Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa
Krankor, how are you man?
Krankor: I suppose that I am fine.
Tom: Well, have
you been keeping busy at all?
Krankor: Yes, I have been working hard. I suppose that one
could say I am hardly working! (Everyone laughs.)
Tom: Oh, I love
pointing to Krankor): I love this
Krankor, any good stories about filming Prince of Space?
Krankor: Ahh yes, oh yes yes. Well, there was this one time
I was supposed to walk over to the x-radar screen, but I
walked over to the laser cannon panel insead. (Mike
Krankor: Quite an embarrasing moment, as you might
Mike: Oh God,
that is great. God. Ah, Krankor. God, it is good to see
Krankor: It is good to see you as well. I guess my belicose
ways prevent me from expressing my affection completely. I
see them now as a cover for my loneliness and
Tom: Well you're
always welcome here my friend...always.
Krankor: Thank you...that's very...(holding back tears)
that's very nice. That's very...(Krankor cries--then gets
hold of himself.) No no no wait, YA' SCUM! (Everyone
Crow: You da'
Krankor: Well I suppose the Earth isn't going to conquer
itself. I better...(Mike and Krankor hesatate to shake
hands, and hug intead.) G-g-g-g-good-g-g-goodbye. (Krankor
Krankor (from of camera): Oh, and by the way,
it is useless or you to resist, for we will conquer you
completly. (Everyone laughs.)
Crow: We love
conquered my heart.
Krankor. You feeling better, Tom?
Tom: Oh, alot
better Mike. You know, after a movie like this, to check in
with a voice of sanity like Krankor, well it's healing,
Mike: Yea, God
I...I miss him already.
Tom: Aww. (Tom
rests his head on Mike's shoulder as they all sob.)
Mike: No Cambot,
come on. Gimmie a second here.
Mike: We'll be