Bit: Suggestions for Japan
Episode: 819- Invasion of the Neptune Men
(Crow is standing next to a suggestion
box while Mike and Servo walk in.)
Crow: Hey, Mike,
how are you doing. Oh, hi Servo.
Mike: Hey, Crow,
what are you up to?
Crow: Well, I
noticed the suggestion box was full.
Mike: Hey, I
didn't know we had a suggestion box.
Crow: Oh, well I
suggested that we get one. Anyway, Mike, I've been looking
at the suggestions that I have filled the suggestion box
with and I couldn't help but notice that all these
suggestions are for Japan.
Tom: Oh, yeah,
Crow: Yeah, yeah,
look (reading a suggestion): "Japan, please stop making
movies". I might want to think about that.
Mike: Hey, that's
really good. Can I read one?
Mike (reading a
"Japan, please reconsider cartoon
gun-toting, big-eyed, prepubescent blondes as your national
hero." Like Sailor Moon.
Tom: Grab me one
of them bad boys (reading a suggestion): "Dear Japan, maybe
it's just me and the rest of the world, but huge fat men
hitting stomachs is not a sport."
Crow: Hey, food
for thought, eh?
Mike: You know,
Crow, you don't have to take it out on the whole country
just because you had to sit through a bad movie.
Crow: You know,
Mike, not all of these suggestions are for Japan. I took the
liberty of penning a suggestion for Luxembourg. Here it is
now (reading a suggestion): "Luxembourg, please get down on
your bony European knees and thank your lucky stars that
you're not Japan."
(interrupting, looking peeved): Hey, are you
(hesitating): Uh, no.
furiously): Then shut up!