Bit: Mike and the 80's
Episode: 820- Space Mutiny
[In the theater]
(Credits rolling, Hair band type music
Tom: Okay, okay. Be honest Mike, this music kinda
really gets your blood going.
Crow: Yeah, Mike, this is YOUR music done by YOUR
people, so I blame you for this entire movie.
Tom: Yeah, it's just like you to make a movie like
Mike: I hated it too. What are you picking on me for?
Crow: Well, you were a young guy during the 80's
weren't you? I mean this is your world, admit it.
(Hair band ballad music starts
Crow: Okay, okay. This here is the kinda music you get
all weepy at at the end of a drunken Friday night, sitting
there with your hair all feathered, scarfing down cold
Tom: Your attempt to get little Suzie what's her name
drunk on lime vodka ended in humiliating rejection, so you
sit there all mushy and sentimental reciting to yourself the
words to some song by Night Ranger. You're pathetic.
Crow: Yeah, and maybe one homely girl feels sorry for
you...for a second, but then she sees how stinkin' drunk you
are and gets disgusted.
Tom: And maybe the first chair trombone player from
the high school band comes by and he takes pity on you,
tries to drive you home and all, but, no, Mike. You wanna
swerve home in your cherried out Dodge Charger.
Crow: You wind up wrestling for your keys with the guy,
then finally he drops you with one punch and he leaves, and
you lie there knowing you got your butt kicked by the leader
of the high school band.
Tom: You're pathetic.
Crow: You and your 80's.
Tom: Your precious 80's
Crow: You know, it would've continued to be the 70's if
not for you.
Mike: All right. All right. That's it. That tears
(Mike and the bot's duck down in their
seats and start to fight. Punching sounds can be heard.
Random phrases and threats can be heard: It's go time, 80's
man!!! I'll take you!! 80's jerk!!! Cool breeze huh huh
(Mike and the bots sit back up.)
Mike: Wait you guys. Wait, this isn't us.
Tom: Yes it is, you hair feathering freak!
Crow: No, no, no, Servo, he's right. This movie has us
turning on each other. It won't end! These credits just
Tom: It's just like the stupid 80's. They never did,
Mike: No, no! Actually, they did, Tom. It's okay. See?
See? There's the copyright, that means it's over.
Tom: I'm sorry, Mike.
Crow: I'm sorry, Mike.