Bit: Overdrawn at the Tech Support Line
Episode: 822- Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Transcribed by KennyO@bellsouth.net
[In the theater]
(During end credits.)
Mike: Man, that
was a very bad and confusing movie. I wish there was
something we could do.
Crow: Well, why
dont you call tech support.
support for 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'?
Crow: Yeah, I'm
sure they get alot of complaints. They better have a tech
Mike: OK, I'll
give it a try. (Picks up phone) Let's see 1-800..what?
S.U.C.K. (dials phone)...Hey it's ringing.
Male Voice: Welcome and thank you for calling our award
winning 24 hour technical support service for...'Overdrawn
at the Memory Bank'...Please be prepared with a specific
problem regarding...'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'...in
order to facilitate assistance from one of our skilled
...'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'... technicians.
Mike: Oh yeah.
I'm prepared for some specific problems about 'Overdrawn at
the Memory Bank' alright, dont worry about that.
Female voice: 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' technical support.
This is Mandy. How can I help you?
Mike: Well, uh,
first of all...lets see...
Female voice: Sir, let me take care of some common
troubleshooting possibilities right away. Are you in fact
watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'?
Female voice: We do find that people new to our 'Overdrawn at
the Memory Bank' family viewers can make a simple mistake in
actually be watching another movie. If that is the case,
then we would urge you to call the appropiate technical
support service for we are legally unable to provide support
Mike: Look Look,
were watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.' The credits
are rolling right now.
Female voice: So it's not complete yet?
Mike: Well, No
but I mean...
Female voice: We strongly advise our customers to view the
entire film. It's impossible for us to gauge the acuracy of
any confusion or complaint...
Mike: Look, how
are the credits gonna help the fact that we have no idea
what was going on with... anything...what was the "I'm
interface" thing. What was the skinny woman doing when she
was licking her watch?
Mike: Hey, why
the pinch mouth cockney creep and (in voice) "The guy just
reverses the access code"...that was well crafted...
Female voice: SIR!
Mike: ...and the
music was the most insipid...
noodling I've ever heard in my life.
Female voice: Sir, those are unfortunate design flaws which we
Mike: Well? What
can I do about it?
Female voice: When did you Purchase your version of Overdrawn at
the Memory Bank?
Mike: ..Uhh I
didn't purchase it...I just ahh...
Female voice: Ummph, so you are an unauthorized viewer of
'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'?
Female voice: I am legally required to report this violation of
Tom: Hang up!
Tom: Hang up!
Tom: Get outta
Crow: Well, that
got us nowhere.
Tom: Were in
Mike: That went
bad. (They rise and exit).