Bit: Hobgoblins Crisis Hotline
Episode 907- Hobgoblins
Transcribed by: El Ireburg
Crow: (holding a phone) C'mon...
Tom: Hey, what up, there, Russell Crowe?
Crow: Oh, I've set up a crisis hotline for people who've been traumatized by watching this film! (phone rings) Hey hey!!
Crow: People and robots
who've had to watch the movie Hobgoblins crisis hotline, hell-oo.
Bobo: Oh oh, yes!
Hello, I am in a very deep crisis which is very very deep. And I need
to know you won't hang up on me like all those other crisis hotlines.
Crow: Ah, have no fear, I can handle anything! Um, it is related to watching the movie Hobgoblins, right?
Bobo: Ohh, wait!! Don't hang up!! I need her! Though she can be very mean to me, I'm obsessed with her!! I want her in every way: ....emotionatly....spiritually.... *phisically*...
Bobo: No, I'll die without her!! (holds up a photo of chimpanzee) She's a chimpanzee and her name is Emily!! (kisses photo) And I don't care if anyone- Uh, hello? (dial tone rings) Uh, rats another hang-up. Uh, lets see who's next on the list...(dialing) Butterball Turkey Hotline....(phone rings.)
Tom: I think it must be your radiant compassion that draws them....
Crow: You're probably right, actually....
Tom: Movie sign!!