Bit: Dolphins: Are they smart or dumb?
Episode: 911- Devil Fish
Transcribed by Brian Lafferty
Crow: You know, dolphins are really smart.
(Phone beeps and dials number)
Operator: It's a great day at Sea World. How may I direct
(Blowie the Dolphin answers with noise)
Mike: Blowie, this is Mike Nelson. Listen, I have a
very delicate question for you.
Crow: Yeah, if you're so smart, how come you can't speak English.
(Blowie answers again)
Mike: Yeah, ee eee ee e, that's your answer to
everything. Listen up Flipper...
(Satellite shakes and rumbles after a blast)
Gypsy: Alarm, a dolphin war ship has decloaked off the
bow of the ship.
(Rocket #9 shows a sphere with dolphins at the helm)
Gypsy: It's propulsion and weapon system are far beyond our understanding.
(Ship darkens and searchlight appears)
Mike: Aaghh. Blowie, we're sorry about everything. We didn't understand. We take it all back.
(Searchlight goes off and lights come on)
Tom: You know, dolphins are really smart.