Bit: Bowlin' Bots
Episode: K14- Mighty Jack
(Crow's head is sticking up from under the desk. Crow suddenly zooms off camera and you hear bowling pins crashing. Crow returns)
Crow: Oh! Seven-ten split. That's gonna be hard to beat.
Tom (off-screen): Here we are at the fifth ring. Crow's staring at a nasty seven-ten split for the inter-satellite championship. Oh, it's a good... Looking good! It is! (Crow zooms off screen again. more pins crash. Crow returns. Joel and Tom enter.)
Crow: Oh, that puts me over a ninety.
Joel: Good shot.
Crow: Oh boy, I hate these rental shoes, though. No matter how much you spray in, they still smell funny.
Joel: Hey, wait a minute! I didn't know you could smell.
Crow: Uh, did I say smell? I meant spectro-analysis, of course.
Joel: Hey uh, let's play Murderball now!
Tom: Uh... no.
Joel: No? Hey, I uh... created you guys. I invented your world and when I say I want to play Murderball, we play Murderball!
Crow: Okay. Uh, not it!
Tom: Not it!
Joel: Wait a minute, do over.
Crow: Not it!
Tom: Not it!
Joel: Not it. Um... How 'bout... I know, let's play Rock-Scissors-Paper... with Crow.
Crow: No way!
Tom: Why not?
Joel: Yeah, why?
Crow: No, I'm not gonna play that with you. Look at my hand! See? I can only be scissors and you get rock all the time.
Joel: Well, I... It's the luck of the draw, you know?
Tom: Okay, you win everything.
Crow: Bye Joel. See ya later. Why don't you go home to your mom? I'm your friend... Not!
Tom: C'mon, let's ditch the dweeb. (robots leave)
Joel (imitating robots): Hey, thanks for creating me, Joel! (to cambot) Next time, no free will. Movie Sign.