Song: The Girl in Lovers' Lane Theme
Episode 509- The Girl in Lovers' Lane
Transcribed by Laura Fox
[In the theater]
the lyric-less theme plays, J&TB come up with their own.)
Tom (singing): "The Girl in
Crow(singing as Jack Elam's name appears
in the credits): With Jack Elam not Jack Lalanne...
Tom (singing): ...not
Lalanne... (Makes clip-clop noises along with the beat.)
as many names appear in the credits): And lots of
actors there’s no time to name...
Crow(singing as the screenplay
credit appears): A screenplay by Jo Heims
that’s pretty lame.
Tom (singing): ...laaaaame...
(sings out) The entire crew feels a sense of shame...
Crow (whispering): ...shame!...
they had half a brain,
A measure of
From a film
But no! To
"The Girl in
Crow(announcer voice): "The Girl in Lover’s Lane!"