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Episode guide: 1002- Girl in Gold Boots

Movie: (1968) A girl from a rural truck stop goes to Los Angeles to work as a go-go dancer, but soon gets involved with drug dealers.

First shown: April 18, 1999 Opening: Crow explains his WWBSMD bracelet; Pearl has evil plans Intro: More bracelets; Pearl, seeking board certification from the Institute of […]

Episode guide: 1001- Soultaker

Movie: (1990) After they are killed in a car wreck, the spirits of some teens try to elude the “soultaker” sent to collect them.

First shown: April 11, 1999 Opening: The bots are confused about why their “wet T-shirt contest” is so dull; commercial sign malfunctions Intro: The malfunctions on the SOL […]

A Couple of Things

HOT SPRINGS COUNTY, Ark.–Actor and comedian Jerry Van Dyke died Jan. 5 at his ranch here. He had been in declining health since being involved in a car accident two years earlier. He was 86.

The New York Times has the story.

MSTies will remember that he was mentioned as one of […]

Episode guide: 913- Quest of the Delta Knights

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Movie: (1993) In medieval times, a young boy comes under the protection of a wizard, and they plot against a malevolent ruler.

First shown: 9/26/98 Opening: Crow’s in the shop, but the loaner Crow has a radio! Intro: Worried about a lack of results in […]

Episode guide: 912- The Screaming Skull (with short ‘Robot Rumpus’)

Short: (1956) A Gumby cartoon. Gumby builds robots to do his chores for him. Movie: (1958) Newly married headcase Jenni sees human skulls everywhere in her new home.

First shown: 8/29/98 Opening: Tom has become a beautiful butterfly Intro: Tom’s still a butterfly, but you can’t really tell; Pearl, Observer […]