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Episode guide: 516- Alien from L.A.

Movie: (1987) An airheaded Valley Girl follows her explorer father to the center of the Earth.

First shown: 11/20/93 Opening: Boot camp at Fort Satellite O’ Love Invention exchange: Dr. F demonstrates the vend-a-gut, M&tB have invented fridge udders (teats!) Host segment 1: M&tB discuss that supermodel. What’s her name? Host segment […]

Episode guide: 515- The Wild Wild World of Batwoman (with short: ‘Cheating’)

Short: (1951) A high school student is caught copying his test answers from another student. Movie: (1966) Revealingly-clad crimefighter Batwoman is on the case after villains Ratfink and Professor Neon steal an atomic hearing aid.

First shown: 11/13/93 Opening: Mike is the dealer, the game is blackjack Invention exchange: Frank […]

Episode guide: 514- Teen-Age Strangler (with short: ‘Is This Love?’)

Short: (1957) A college couple rushes into marriage, while another couple is taking their time. Movie: (1964) In a West Virginia town, a newly arrived family is at the center of a series of murders.

First shown: 11/7/93 Opening: Mike tries to phone his grandma Invention exchange: Dr. F shows off […]

Episode guide: 513- The Brain that Wouldn’t Die

Movie: (1959) When a doctor’s fiancee is decapitated, he keeps her head alive in his laboratory and tries to find her a new body.

First shown: 10/30/93 Opening: Mike’s been in training for his first movie Invention exchange: Mike presents the gutter-bumber-shoot, The Mads demonstrate the dream buster Host segment 1: […]

Episode guide: 512- Mitchell

Movie: (1975) A slovenly cop is determined to bring a mob kingpin to justice.

First shown: 10/23/93 Opening: Joel’s unveils his toothpicky creation; the bots know what they have to do Invention exchange: The Mads are being audited, so they’ve hired a temp by the name of Mike; J&tB present the Daktari […]