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Episode guide: 511- Gunslinger

Movie: The widow of a murdered sheriff attempts to clean up the crime in her small town with help from the man hired to kill her.

First shown: 10/9/93 Opening: Tom goes “Ka-Boom!” Invention exchange: The Mads show off the scanner planner, J&tB demonstrate new whiffle items Host segment 1: J&tB imagine […]

Episode guide: 510- The Painted Hills (with short: ‘Body Care & Grooming’)

Short: (1947) College students are reminded that they need to bathe and wear clean clothes if they hope to get some. Movie: (1951) In 1870s California, a loyal collie witnesses the murder of a gold prospector.

First shown: 9/26/93 Opening: The bots are putting on their own version of “The Tonight […]

Episode guide: 509- The Girl in Lovers Lane

Movie: (1960) A whiny runaway is befriended by a world-weary drifter, but the duo’s arrival in a small town spells trouble for a local waitress.

First shown: 9/18/93 Opening: Tom and Crow are retrofitting themselves with bellybuttons; Joel approves Invention exchange: The Mads present evil baseball promotions, Joel presents “Don Martins” Host […]

Episode guide: 508- Operation Double 007

Movie: (1967) A famed plastic surgeon/hypnotist/championship archer, whose brother is a “top agent,” is recruited to stop a villain and his scheme involving radioactive rugs.

First shown: 9/11/93 Opening: Tom is enjoying Joel’s home movies; Crow is scared Invention exchange: The Mads show off Frank’s Lederhosen-hosen, Crow has invented Sara, the bobbin’ […]

Episode guide: 507- I Accuse My Parents (with short: ‘The Truck Farmer’)

Short: (1954) A look at the then-new techniques that enabled farmers to rush produce to market. Movie: (1944) Ruined by — but in astonishing denial about — his boozy, carousing parents, a neglected essay-contest-winning young man gets involved with gangsters.

First shown: 9/4/93 Opening: Tom Servo is naked! Invention exchange: The […]