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Episode Guide: 411- The Magic Sword

Movie: (1962) A knight tries to save damsel from an evil sorcerer with the help of his magical foster mother.

First shown: 8/29/92 Opening: Joel fancies himself a caricature artist Invention exchange: J&tB demonstrate their Big Gulp berets; The Mads have created designer bio-hazard absorbent throw pillows and Frank performs a one-act […]

Episode Guide: 410- Hercules Against the Moon Men

Movie: (1964) Evil Queen Samar is in cahoots with a cult of monstrous moon men. Herc is determined to stop them.

First shown: 8/22/92 Opening: Crow and Tom run away from home (briefly) Invention exchange: The Mads unveil DEEP HURTING!; J&tB demonstrate their super freak-out kit Host segment 1: Tom & Crow […]

Episode Guide: 409- Indestructible Man (with short: ‘Undersea Kingdom’–Episode 2)

Short: (1936) In part two (“The Undersea City”) of a serial, our heroes are menaced by Atlantean soldiers. Movie: (1956) A vicious criminal is executed, but then resurrected by scientists. Discovering that he is now invincible, he vows vengeance on those who squealed on him.

First shown: 8/15/92 Opening: Something’s […]

Episode guide: 321- Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Movie: (1964) Determined to bring Christmas to their home planet, Martians kidnap Santa Claus.

First shown: 12/21/91 Opening: Crow and Tom are looking at Christmas catalogs Invention exchange: The Mads demonstrate their wish squisher; J&tB offer up their own misfit toys Host segment 1: J&tB sing: “A Patrick Swayze Christmas” Host segment […]

Episode Guide: 408- Hercules Unchained

Movie: (1959) Traveling with his young companion Ulysses, Herc’s mission to stop a war is sidetracked by hypnotic Queen Onfale, while his wife Iole pines for him.

First shown: 8/1/92 Opening: It’s wash and wax day for the bots Invention exchange: The Mads have created decorator roaches (and Steve Reeves visits!), while […]