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Episode guide: 1007- Track of the Moon Beast

Movie: (1976) A New Mexico mineralogist is struck by a meteor, and is transformed into a mindless humanoid-lizard monster.

First shown: June 13, 1999 Opening: Crow and Tom are blossoming everything Intro: Mike attempts to escape using a remote-control Bobo Host segment 1: The bots rush the Halloween season, and hollow embarrassment […]

Episode guide: 1006- Boggy Creek II: and The Legend Continues

Movie: (1985) A smug professor and his students camp out in the rural Arkansas swamp, in hopes of finding a Bigfoot-like creature.

First shown: May 9, 1999 Opening: Crow and Mike’s Cub Scout meeting is crashed by Servo the Brownie Intro: Now Servo’s a Flemish glass blower; Pearl has a potato-powered evil […]

Episode guide: 1005- Blood Waters of Dr. Z

Movie: (1972) A Florida scientist turns himself into a catfish monster and … seems to have some sort of plan after that. But local authorities are on his trail.

First shown: May 2, 1999 Opening: Crow enjoys a nice chaw Intro: Crow labels his chaw cans; Pearl conducts a maternal love deprivation […]

Episode guide: 1004- Future War

Movie: (1994) A man who was enslaved by aliens escapes to contemporary Los Angeles, where he is hunted by cyborgs using forced-perspective dinosaurs as trackers.

First shown: April 25, 1999 Opening: The bots calculate how many times a lady Gypsy is Intro: Pearl conducts LSD experiments on the bots Host segment 1: […]

Episode guide: 1003- Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders

Movie: (1995) A grandfather tells his grandson a pair of stories featuring the legendary wizard Merlin.

First shown: September 12, 1999 Opening: M&tB are into 1920s-era college pranks Intro: Pearl’s latest IMS assignment makes Servo a despotic ruler, briefly Host segment 1: “Niche reviewers” Crow and Servo review each other Host […]