How about dated or topical riffs that are still very funny? I know we often mention riffs that feel outdated, or ones where the reference has been sort of lost, but what about ones that may be dated but still make us crack up laughing. An example for me […]
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Alert regular Brandon opines:
The oft-reliable Sue brings in another good one:
If MSTed movie characters tweeted. May I offer up: The dog’s meat, have you seen it? #WorstMarriageEver Ebzolootly fessinating. #Wahrwilf My first thought: He’ll never touch you, Terri, you’re dirt. #skank Have at it! My theater was about 3/4 full and people were laughing a lot. I know I sure was.
Great show. Oh, and my doctor recommends against having a hip dick installed. Just sayin’. Your thoughts? A while back, alert reader Ken suggested “The character in a MSTed movie you could be friends with.” But I’m gonna change it up a little.
What character in a MSTed movie would you like to have dinner with, spend an evening with? What would you ask him or her (or it!)? I’d […] Alert regular Timmy writes:
As i was watching The Gunslinger when Joel and the Bots talked about what they wanted their funerals would be like. I was thinking, what would you want your MSTie funeral to be like. Mine, I would have the Girls in Gold Boots Dance and the bands from Catalina […] |
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