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Weekend Discussion Thread: Lamest Leading LLLLady in a MSTed Movie

We’ve done “Lamest hero in a MSTed movie” but we’ve never really turned our attention to the “fairer sex.”

Who’s the most ridiculous female character in a MSTed movie?

I’m going to have to go with the lady astronauts in “King Dinosaur.” They achieve nothing and are simply ballast for the entire movie.

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Bad Movie Thursday in Scranton

For folks in Northeastern Pennsylvania, the Scranton Cultural Center will again present Bad Movie Thursdays with MST3K – hosted by yours truly — Thursday at 7 p.m. (Cocktails at 6.) The episode this month is 423- BRIDE OF THE MONSTER. More info here. Join us, won’t we?

Weekend Discussion Thread: Timing is Everything

Alert reader Ken writes in and says:

Sometimes it’s all in the timing. Example: In STARFIGHTERS when Bob Dornan is in the bar with his buddy acting all cool and calm after his flight he pauses and looks down at the same time that there is a missing frame in the film (because […]

Bittersweet Hearts

Alert regular Goshzilla made this kewl graphic with all the “bittersweet hearts” used in the sketch on the show.

Of course, on Twitter there’s been #rejectedcandyhearts going on all week. I felt a little funny about contributing because Joel, who invented the concept, is now Twitter. But even he volunteered a few […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Best and Worst Romances in MSTed Movies

With Valentine’s Day coming up, alert regular Kenneth has a timely suggestion:

ROMANCES IN MSTed MOVIES: A great many MSTed movies feature a romance of some sort, even if it’s sometimes awkwardly shoehorned in. Which of them strike you as being “true” romances, with a definite connection between the characters. And, conversely, which […]