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Weekend Discussion Thread: Ringtones

Alert reader Kyle writes:

I have a smartphone and I was looking for ringtones/alerts. I found an app that I like for tones and decided to look up MST3K, not expecting anything! But I did!! They have “It stinks!,” “Whaddya think sirs?,” Torgo’s theme, some buff names from “Space Mutiny,” and theme songs […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: That Moment that Completely Cracked You Up

Alert reader Stacy suggests (well, I kind of altered her suggestion a little — sorry, Stacy — but this was part of it) that you share a moment from the show that completely cracked you up. For her, it was…:

…the singing of “She’s old” when the old woman was going down the […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Your Favorite Puns

I’ve been meaning to get around to this one. The pun: supposedly the lowest form of humor, but I love ’em and lots of other folks do too, I think.

Brandon writes:

Sure, they may be a low form of comedy, but many of them were clever on the show. Here’s my […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: It’s a Smug-Off!

Regular Kenneth Morgan suggests:

SMUGGEST CHARACTER: Which characters in MSTed movies seem be the biggest insufferable know-it-alls, understand exactly how everyone must do everything, never let the other characters or the audience forget it, and absolutely revel in that perception?

I’m gonna go with Craig “that smug bastard” Stevens in “The Deadly Mantis.” […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: An MST3K Movie “Reboot”

Frank tweeted today:

Hey J.J. Abrams, you rebooted Mission: Impossible, Star Trek and now Star Wars. How about a new MST3K movie? Just sayin’.

It was then retweeted a kajillion times. So let’s springboard from there.

A big budget MST3K movie: J.J. Abrams? If not, who? What would the movie be like? Go!