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The Next Rifftrax is for…the worst thing ever

The next Rifftrax was announced today: The track will be for (gulp) “The Star Wars Holiday Special.”

May God have mercy on our souls.

Now, I know many of you are staring at your computers saying “But that’s not commercially available!” There are ways of seeing it (though I have a […]

Rifftrax for Harry Potter 1 Now Available

As the site says:

The most profitable bespectacled Potter since Henry F. and Sherman T. combined, tales of Harry’s indoctrination into Satan’s dark and unholy arts have delighted dozens of children the world over. And this, the first movie of the series, ably helmed by Chris Columbus (Monkeybone, Christmas with the Kranks, Jingle […]

Mike Radio Interview

Richmond, Va.’s rock stations WWDC/WRXL’s “Elliott in the Morning” interviewed Mike Nelson today, and covered topics including Rifftrax, Film Crew and hardcore drug use. :cool:

The Next Rifftrax Is…

…Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone starring Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett. Release date is set for Tuesday, Nov. 27th.

In other Rifftrax news, just in time for your holiday shopping, it’s the Mike Nelson bobble-head!

Rifftrax for Transformers Now Available

As the site says:

The toys you got free in your happy meal explode across the screen as the loosening of FCC regulations on marketing directly to children is now a major motion picture! And the now grown-up targets of that marketing once again obeyed their overlords, turning Transformers into the loudest hit […]