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Sandy Frank and Wife Assault Each OtherIn the weird-but-true department, 81-year-old Sandy Frank and his 57-year-old wife, Brenda, have both been charged with assault for throwing drinking glasses at each other. Gamera would definitely not approve.
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John Waters and Daryl Hannah 150 years from now
Those photos are precisely why the NY Daily Bugle, er, Daily News that is, has earned its reputation as a respected beacon of quality journalism.
OH MY GOD
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
PLUCK THEM OUT PLUCK THEM OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Regarding the bad blood between Sandy Frank and MST3K, this thread will help ease tensions A LOT, I’m sure.
You people are crazy! Sandy Frank’s skull is nowhere
near coming through its skin as mine.
Well, gotta go and get me some hot Bellerian action.
Best regards,
Flight Cmdr. Elijah Kalgan
Never trust a man with two first names. Especially when one of them’s a woman’s.
Someone will have to get him a coke to drink instead. But I wouldn’t get it cause he’ll throw it.
“I can… unconditionally say… all of her accusations are… scurrilous lies… accordingly. She has… a notorious… imagination for…. things that don’t exist or… never happened. Now leave me alone or I’ll take away… your telescope.”
Jeez, it looks like ‘ole Sands got into a staring contest with the ark…and won.
Speaking of Gamera, the upcoming Shout! Factory releases will include the English dub (http://www.dvddrive-in.com/features/gameradoublepromo10.htm). If we’re lucky, this is a sign that SF can distribute the MST versions without Sandy Frank. *fingerscrossed* ;-)
Hey Erhardt! You might wanna post a parental advisory the next time you link to a Faces of Death site! :grin:
Sandy Frank – Joel Grey’s evil twin? (sorry, Mr. Grey!)
Never having seen Sandy Frank, I thought “he can’t look THAT bad” … YEEESH! Yes, apparently, he CAN!
S’cuse me while I dig-out the part of my brain that image unfortunately got stored in.
Well said, #56. Never trust anyone with two first names.
I just linked to the story.O my God,OH MY GODDDDDDDD!
@62
I made that same mistake. Can I borrow that tool you used to dig out your brain? I might need it too.
The first twenty or so comments were great…really good riffing…good going fellow msties and thanks for the laughs when my girlfriend and I needed it (and thanks to Sandy Frank, too, for being so….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!)
I hope Sandy didn’t use his one phone call at the police station on Spielberg because we know he ain’t returning it.
Wow, it looks like Sandy cameoed as the Commander in “Time of the Apes” without the need for a mask.
ok–i see sandy frank, and sandy frank in drag—wheres his wife?
Sandy Frank, sandy frank- your movies stank. And why did you marry Ann Coulter?
These photos are giving me nightmares. But like a car-wreck of FACE, I cannot look away….
yipes…
just, yipes…
I think Sandy’s skull HAS popped out of his head, and he just spray painted it flesh-tone.
This is some of the best blog riffing I’ve read in a while. Thanks everyone!
I think they were just gadding about the house.
And sorry for the double-post, but man, Sandy Frank really is coming apart. He looks like Gary Oldman as Mason in “Hannibal,” the “Silence of the Lambs” sequel.
THE DEAD LIVE ! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Perhaps the most horrifying thing we’ll ever see in our lifetime: a candid shot of Sandy Frank.
Is it just me, or does it look like he’s doing his best Gamera impression in that photo? Seriously, put a green tint on the pic, make Sandy’s eyes more buggy, accentuate his front teeth, and you have yourself a perfect Gamera clone!
And I feel bad for the poor schlep who took this photo; he/she probably had to buy a new camera after the lens cap broke.
Woah – those melting wax figures are gonna haunt my dreams and retard my sleep for a while.
Uh-oh, Sampo. The Hague has just ruled that distributing photos of the Franks is a crime against humanity.
The generals at Guantanamo Bay have said that they would be disgusted to show those photos to detainees.
Hopefully Sandy Frank will need the money to pay his lawyers badly enough that he will finally let them release some of those classic MST episodes. Quick cash Sandy! Do it! Do it! I wants me some Time of the Apes on DVD.
Also @crowtdan #6… Sandy Frank didn’t create Gamera, nor is he Japanese. He just brought some old Japanese movies and TV shows over, badly dubbed them, and dumped them into cheap packages for TV stations to buy.
Well, I’ll say it. I’m sorry for the people involved that they’re (apparently) assaulting each other and that a new marriage is collapsing right away. It’s a terrible state to be in, for anyone, regardless of their profession or the regrettable state of their pictures. I’d rather they were happy, or at least not so angry that it becomes a court case.
Whoa. That’s some good old fashioned nightmare fuel right there. Jeeeeeeezus.
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Guys, remember, Sandy does NOT have a right to say if any of the episodes can be released or not. It’s Kadokawa Pictures (who pretty much despises Mst3k, which is why we’re never going to get the Gamera episodes) and Tsuburaya Productions. But now that I think of it, I guess it’s possible Tsuburaya Productions doesn’t care MST made fun of their films, esp since Jim was able to at least post a clip on Mst3k.com from K03 – Star Force in one of the theater segments. Unless he just posted that up without permission… :roll:
There’s a typo in the heading. It should read: “Sandy Frank and Wife Assault Anyone with Eyes”
Sandy Frank just called, and he’s pissed……… :roll:
Maybe they were just rehearsing their dinner-theater production of “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?”
#84 – keep in mind that Sandy Frank still owns the rights to the dubs he made. So even if Kadokawa Pictures says it’s okay to use the episodes, they still need Frank’s permission to use his dubs.
What was his wife a model for? Cadavers?
Crud on a cracker…
Unga Khan beat me to it… Sandy looks like one of those “naked apes”…
This story just seems… well…
aww crap… now all those movies make sense.
I’ve wondered if Kadokawa dislikes MST or if they just hiked up the price of the old Gameras after they sold the 90s ones to ADV.
I think both of these are examples of too much plastic surgery, which can turn bad when you age.
So, does Iron Maiden know their mascot is abusing women?
Being that this is the NY Daily News, I can’t believe they didn’t blame this on A-Rod, too!
Wait…she did this because Sandy was being UNFAITHFUL to her? With who?!!? Grandmama Addams?!!!?
Nice to see Methuselah is still making headlines these days
I wonder what he was doing with the USO, Hmmmm.
Gad, he looks like the Joker without makeup.
@ 88
Well yeah, I know the dubs are technically his property, but I’ve heard that once the movie rights reverted back to their original owners, Frank no longer had a right to own them anymore (I got this info from Travis on the MST forums btw)….. unless that was all just an assumption?
@ 90
I’d imagine they pretty much dislike MST, after what I heard about Brian Ward’s statement on the status of the Gamera episodes on the forums.
But children are known to watch mst3000
(they like it very much!)
and Gamera is friend to children everywhere.