If MSTed movie characters tweeted. May I offer up:
The dog’s meat, have you seen it? #WorstMarriageEver
Ebzolootly fessinating. #Wahrwilf
My first thought:
He’ll never touch you, Terri, you’re dirt. #skank
Have at it!
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Weekend Discussion Thread: Tweets from MSTed Movie CharactersThe oft-reliable Sue brings in another good one:
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