Alert reader Matthew got the ball rolling by writing:
While watching “Teen-age Strangler” the other night, I wondered to myself, “Hey, I wonder if the Fastbacks (the gang that made an art of drag racing well w/in the speed limit) got in a rumble w/ Jaime’s oh-so-Klandictu No-shoulder Gang from “What About Juvenile Delinquency?”, who would win?”.
And that’s when I took that thought a step further – “OK, so lets assume that the Fastbacks took that one, what about, say, Benazir Bhutto and her gang of shakedown artists from “The Sinister Urge?”, could they handle those ladies?
Matthew went on to suggest an elaborate bracket competition that I think may be overkill for our purposes (though I welcome any reader to put one together if they have the time or inclination).
But it does bring up a vital question: Which tough guy/gal and/or tough gang from a MSTed movie could take all the others in a fight? Show your work!
Oh, and just to make it interesting, monsters, aliens and other non-human creatures don’t count.
I’m gonna go with Moon from “The Beatniks.” He was a badass and HE KILLED THAT FAT BARKEEP!
