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Now Available from RiffTrax…

Downnload it here. Free sample here.

Your download also includes a new RiffTones song: “Ghan-Buri-Ghan.”

Weekend Discussion Thread: Favorite Naughty Riffs

Comments regular “CK” suggested:

How about risque comments/skits? For example, in “Track of the Moon Beast”: Paul G. Carlson: “I’d like you to meet a friend of mine.” Crow: “Could you at least kiss me first!”

Say!

Yes, even though the show is pretty family friendly, they do occasionally throw in a riff only the grownups will get.

One of my favorites, from the “Century 21” short, is: Singer: “You’re seeing it all…” Crow: “…at the Annie Sprinkle show…”

What’s your favorite?

(Please keep your comments in the PG-rating range. Thanks.)

New Short from RiffTrax…

Download it here. Free sample here.

Update: Episode Showings in Suburban Phila., St. Paul, San Antonio

• In St. Paul, Minn., The Turf Club, 1601 University Avenue West, will begin MST3K nights on the first Wednesday of every month. The first one will be July 7, featuring episode 212- GODZILLA VS. MEGALON.

Note date correction in this item: Meanwhile, the landmark Colonial Theater in Phoenixville, Pa., (the theater is depicted in the movie “The Blob” was shot, by the way) will show episode 604- ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE on Saturday, July 3 Friday, July 16.
More information here.

• And on Friday, July 30, The Overtime Theater, 1414 S. Alamo, Suite 103, in San Antonio, Texas, will be showing, appropriately, episode 424- MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE at 10 p.m.

If you are having an episode showing that is open to general public, let us know.

Another Cinematic Titanic Show

Cinematic Titanic will do a show Saturday, Oct. 16, at 8 p.m. at the Edwards Auditorium on the University of Rhode Island’s Kingston Campus (about 30 miles south of Providence). We are told that the Edwards is a 925-seat theater with a high quality sound and video system. The show will be reserved seating. Tickets will go on sale Tuesday, June 29 on campus and at ticketmaster.com.
Tickets will be $35 each; $15 with a valid University of Rhode Island ID.

Thanks to Michael for the heads up.

Here’s a list of the upcoming Cinematic Titanic’s shows that have been announced:

• Friday, July 2: Two shows at the Michigan Theater, 603 East Liberty St., in Ann Arbor, Mich., “East Meets Watts” at 7:30 p.m. “The Oozing Skull” at 10 p.m. General admission. Get tickets here.
• Tuesday, Aug 3: One show (“War of the Insects”) at 8 p.m. at the Castro Theater, 429 Castro St., San Francisco as part of SFSketchfest. General admission. Tickets are $25. Buy tickets here.
• Friday, Sept. 24: One show (“East Meets Watts”?), 7:30 p.m. at Club Nokia, 800 West Olympic Blvd., in Los Angeles. Looks like assigned seating! Tickets are $25 and $36.50.
• Saturday, Sept. 25: Two shows, 7 and 9 p.m., at the Grove of Anaheim, 2200 E. Katella Ave. Looks like assigned seating. Get tickets here.
• Friday, Oct. 29: One show, 7:30 p.m. at the Wilbur Theater, 246 Tremont St., Boston. Looks like assigned seating. Tickets are $40.
• Saturday, Nov. 13 Family Arena, 2002 Arena Parkway, in St. Charles, Mo. More info when we have it.
• Saturday, Nov. 27 (that’s Thanksgiving weekend) two shows, 6:30 and 9:30 p.m. at the Victoria Theater of the New Jersey Performing Arts Center, One Center Street, Newark.
• Also, the Titans will also be attending Dragon*Con in Atlanta, Sept. 3-6.