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Weekend Discussion Thread: MSTed Movies That Could Be Video Games

Duke of Puddle opines:

What MSTed movie would you make into a video game (platform? storyline? RPG?, MMO?)
I would personally do ‘Girl in Gold Boots” as a fighter ala “Street Fighter.” I could see using some of Buzz’s icky elf mojo attacks on Critter or the ‘Eats’ dad. But really much more like hair oil attacks vs. Critter’s patented ‘water softener’ finishing move and well … you get the idea. i’m more of an Xbox-er so that would be my console.
and who knows? after a few hours you too might remember how you had a pretty mind.

I am not a gamer so I still have a pretty mind, but those of you who are can have at it.

Now Available from RiffTrax…

Download it here. Warning: Contains some adult language.

And in case you missed it, a new studio-recorded short was posted a few days ago:

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Mario Bernardo, RIP

Bieno, Italy–Cinematographer Mario Bernardo, whose years in the tumultuous Italian film industry appear to be the calmest times of his tumultuous life, died at his home here just days from his 100th birthday.

For a full look at his life, let your favorite browser translate the many glowing tributes to the man.

MSTies may be aware that he provided optical effects for the movie in episode 908- THE PUMAMAN.

Thanks to Timmy for the heads up.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Stuff You Noticed on Repeated Viewings

Alert reader Mark opines:

“Little things you’ve noticed.”
For instance, watching “Soultaker,” I LOVE the scene where both Zach and Natalie get on an elevator to get back to their bodies on an upper floor. But the elevator they get on is already occupied by a young (orderly? intern? nurse?) man in ‘scrubs’ who has a Walkman on, and because he thinks he’s alone, begins animatedly rocking out to the music on the Walkman.
It’s at this moment that the fun begins: if you watch Natalie closely as the elevator ride begins, you can see her purposely looking down and away from the actor rocking out to the music, because every time she glances back towards him, you see her unmistakably starting to break up.

Have you noticed something?

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