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Weekend Discussion Thread: Holiday Ornaments

Our pal Projected Paul opines:

With Christmas and the holiday season in full swing, I thought of this idea. Already, there is an official MST3k moon ornament for sale.

What kind of MST3k-related holiday decorations would you propose? Me, I’d suggest the Giant Mantis from THE DEADLY MANTIS as a Christmas Tree Topper decoration. It would look better than a star, in my opinion.

Have at it!

Now Available from RiffTrax…

A “just the jokes” release. Download it here.

RiffTrax Presents a New Short from Bridget and Mary Jo


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RIP Penny Marshall

HOLLYWOOD, CALIF.–Penny Marshall, the nasally, good-natured Bronx native who starred on the ABC ratings sensation “Laverne & Shirley” before shattering records as a top-grossing female director in Hollywood, died Dec. 17 at her home in the Hollywood Hills. She was 75.

MSTies will recall that she was mentioned in a host segment in episode 423- BRIDE OF THE MONSTER.

The Hollywood Reporter has the story.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Sports Team Names

Alert reader Murdock Hauser opines:

So you are an owner of professional sports team and if you could rename the team after anything MST3K ,what would it be? As a long time suffering diehard Phoenix Suns fan in the NBA, I’d go with the Phoenix Saaaaaaaaaaaannnd Stooooorms or just Sandstorms. Also you can make a team up if you want, like the Castleton Bob Evils. Now what say you?

Oh, I like the Scranton Gila Monsters. “Lalalalalala LOAD THE BASES!”

Your pick?