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We haven’t talked to you about this before, and you deserve an explanation as to why. One of the cardinal rules we live by at Satellite News is “the cast is entitled to a private life.” The standard example was: if Mary Jo gets a speeding ticket on the way to the studio, that’s not something we’re going to report.
A real-life situation arose a while back when J. Elvis was hospitalized with kidney cancer. It was not something we reported. But in a move that does not surprise us at all. J. Elvis has worked his illness into his standup act, and it’s great stuff. Enjoy. And to J. Elvis, many happy new years to come. radioman970 opines:
I like to think Churchill would have been a MSTie. Favorite episode: The Killer Shrews. He would have understood the battle. What’s your pick? 
Another “just the jokes” release. Get it here. Our annual farewell…
I’d suggest watching in full-screen mode… Our pal Projected Paul opines:
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