Alert reader “Blonde Russian Spy” suggests:

Since the holiday shopping season is here, what MST3K products do you wish you could really buy? They could come from an invention exchange, a host segment or the movie itself. I know several years ago someone tried to sell a rolling treadmill, like the one the Mads demonstrated in “Lost Continent,” but personally I’d just like a bowl of Wild Rebels cereal right about now.

What do you think, sirs?

I think one of those Manos capes would be very dashing.

Your pick?

Alert reader Jay suggests:

Last week we discussed movies so bad that they were a waste of film stock. Aesop is said to have said “No kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.” Perhaps we could try finding something good in these worst movies, no matter how small?
I nominate The Master’s cape in MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE. It was cool.

I’ll go with Batwoman’s necklace. Very tasteful.

Your pick?