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New Annotated Episode

Incredibly Strange Creatures….

As always, post corrections, or additions THERE not here. And remember, they ONLY do the movie segments, not the host segments (kinda the opposite of MSTory here, where we do only the host segments not the movie segments).

RIP Mimmo Palmara

Palmara Word has reached us that Italian actor Mimmo Palmara died June 10. He was 87.

MSTies will recall his performances as Polinices in the movie in episode 408- HERCULES UNCHAINED, as Iphitus in the movie in episode 502- HERCULES and Astor, the grand visir, in the movie in episode 412- HERCULES AND THE CAPTIVE WOMEN.

There is what appears to be an extensive review of his career here … but it’s in Italian. If we get an English obit, we will post it.

Thanks to our pal Timmy for the heads up.

Best. Bathroom. Ever.

If you’re in the Myrtle Beach area and like craft beer, you might want to visit The Bottle Shop in Conway. And before you leave*, be sure to check out the “Lava-TOR-y.” There, you’ll find what is possibly the Best. Bathroom. Ever.

Designed and built by local patron Eric Hall, the “Lava-TOR-y” is accessible to both female and male customers. Oh, and every Monday night is “MiSTy Monday.” Who’s up for a road trip?

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*Please drink responsibly. Don’t drink and drive.

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Mary Jo & Bridget in their First Full-Length RiffTrax…

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Download or stream it here.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Most Useless Law Enforcement

Alert regular “Smoothie of Great Power” suggests:

I re-watched Wild Rebels last night and had the thought, “You know, out of all the useless police in these movies, these guys are the worst. At least even the ones in Manos didn’t get killed off left and right like this.” So, what’s the most useless police force or law enforcement person in an MSTed movie?

Gotta go with Sheriff Alan “let’s call Nassau” Hale in Giant Spider Invasion. Was he any help at all?

What’s your pick?