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Which MSTed movie character stands out as never, ever giving up? I spite of all obstacles in the way the character continues to persevere, hatch schemes, plan for triumph! My particular favorite along this line is Jan In The Pan from “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die.” Talk about overcoming shortcomings!
I’m going to nominate Fingers O’Toole the comic relief guy from “Catalina Caper.” Despite numerous dunkings, he eventually got his man.
Movie: (1965) An alien takes over scientist’s human duplicating machine, hoping to infiltrate the government. But a top agent is on the case.
First shown: 12/26/92 Opening: The bots have suggestions for ways they could be improved. Invention exchange: The Mads have the a case of the sillies, Joel demonstrates the beanie chopper, the Mads have invented the William Conrad fridge alert Host segment 1: Joel has assigned the bots a craft project: to make spaceships made from household items Host segment 2: Tom Servo duplicates himself–many times over! Host segment 3: A grumpy Hugh Beaumont revisits on the Hexfield End: Crow and Tom come out as robots, meanwhile, in Deep 13, William Conrad shows up Stinger: Duplicates cracking up as they choke each other (166 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
• I said last week that this was the beginning of a stretch of good to very good episodes. but I forgot about this speed bump on the road to those goodies. The movie is strange but dull and talky, and the riffing, while okay, isn’t up to the level we’ve had in the last couple shows, and will have going forward. There’s some pretty good host segments, though! (By the way, a lot of commenters disagreed with me the last time around, so I may be completely offbase on this one.)
• This episode has not yet been included on a commercial DVD.
• I’m sure “the sillies” bit is an approximation of many moments on the set. I wonder how much of the laughter we see is genuine.
• In a “Simpsons” episode called “Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy,” which came out two years after this episode, Homer says: “Maybe I could have been something more than I am. Like a travel agent to a great scientist, or the inventor of a hilarious refrigerator alarm.” Can that be anything but a reference to this invention exchange?” (Note: a commenter said I’m wrong.)
• Callbacks: “Calling Scott Tracy…” (one of the SuperMarionation movies they did at KTMA), “I’m a grimaldi warrior!” (Viking Women), o/` S-A-N-T-A…o/` (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”), “Knew your father, I did!” (Mr. B Natural), “To think like the hu-man!” (Robot Monster), “And a good friend” (Rocketship XM).
• Firesign Theatre reference: “Everything You Know is Wrong!”
• The movie makes the same comment at the same time one of the riffers does, and Crow calls it “riffback.” I’m sure that came from writing room experiences. It’s one of those little things that helps the show feel improvised.
• Movie comment: Um, casting people? Why exactly did you think Adelaide from “Guys and Dolls” would be good female lead? I keep expecting her to break into “Take Back Your Mink” any minute.
• Trace built that SOL model shown in segment one; it spent a lot of time sitting in a corner of the studio. To my knowledge he has not, as of this date, put lighter fluid on it and burned it in the driveway.
• I love segment 2. It may be one of my top ten segments. How did they control them all? However they did it, they really created a sense of each one moving independently. (A commenter explains below.)
• Then-current reference: “Oh did you see Madonna’s book?” A reference to the singer’s once-scandalous nudie book “Sex.”
• Hugh: “…resembling a human.” Joel: “See David Geffen.” Ouch!
• Segment 3 is Mike’s second visit as Hugh; and of course that’s Kevin as William Conrad.
• Cast and crew roundup: Producer/director Hugo Grimaldi was the producer of “First Spaceship on Venus” and the editor of “Hercules and the Captive Women” and “The Phantom Planet.” Producer/screenwriter Arthur C. Pierce had the same titles for “Women of the Prehistoric Planet.” Cinematographer Monroe Askins also worked on “Viking Women and the Sea Serpent.” Editor Donald Wolfe also worked in “The Phantom Planet.” Special effects guy Roger George also worked on “The Amazing Transparent Man.” Makeup guy Bob Mark also worked on “Radar Men from the Moon.” Art director Paul Sylos also worked on “Women of the Prehistoric Planet.”
In front of the camera, George Nader was also in “Robot Monster” and “The Million Eyes of Su-Muru.” Dolores Faith was also in “The Phantom Planet.” Hugh Beaumont was also in “Lost Continent and “The Mole People.” Richard Arlen was also in “The Crawling Hand. Walter Maslow was also in “SST: Death Flight, Lori Lyons was also in “The Phantom Planet.” Richard Kiel also appears in “The Phantom Planet” and, of course, “Eegah!”
• CreditsWatch: Host segments directed by Kevin Murphy.
• Fave riff: “The boys did what? They duplicated Lumpy???” Honorable mention: “Phil Harris and Bubbles Rothermere back there, for those of you playing along at home.”
Available March 29th, 2016
Mystery Science Theater 3000:Vol. XXXV
Four DVD Box Set Features Previously Unreleased Episodes
Teenage Cave Man, Being From Another Planet, 12 To The Moon, and Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
As the excitement justifiably mounts for the upcoming new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, let us not forget the classic MST3K that kept us warm and fed for many years, making us feel safe in its soft blanket of loving mockery. We were raised by ten seasons of cable comedy genius, and there’s still plenty more classics to enjoy! Case in point: Teenage Cave Man, Being From Another Planet, 12 To The Moon and Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell, the four never-before-released episodes in Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXXV. On March 29th, 2016, join Joel, Mike and their robot compadres Tom Servo and Crow as they serve up old-school comfort food in this delirious celebration of cinema’s cracks and seams. The box set also contains the brand-new bonus features I Was a Teenage Cave Man featurette, the new interview Richard Band Remembers, the original version of Time Walker, the featurette You Are There: Launching “12 To The Moon,” Medieval Boogaloo: The Legend of “Deathstalker III,” and four exclusive mini-posters by artist Steve Vance. Fans can pre-order their copies now by visiting ShoutFactory.com
In Teenage Cave Man, the Man from U.N.C.L.E. plays the Teenager from S.T.O.N.E. A.G.E in this Roger Corman parable of a prehistoric — or at least prehistoric thinking — society and the young man who rebels against the establishment. The episode also includes the short films Aquatic Wizards and Catching Trouble. Being From Another Planet (aka Time Walker) brings us the story of an alien running murderously amok on a college campus after being released from King Tut’s tomb; 12 To The Moon not only includes a feature about an international collection of astronauts reaches the moon, only to discover a race of underground dwellers who seek peace by threatening violence, but also the short film Design For Dreaming; and Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell, the third installment of Roger Corman’s Lord of the Rings-ish fantasy about a warrior, an evil wizard and the jewel that seems to make a difference.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Vol. XXXV Bonus Features:
· I Was a Teenage Cave Man featurette
· Richard Band Remembers interview
· Time Walker Original Version
· You Are There: Launching “12 To The Moon” featurette
· Medieval Boogaloo: The Legend of “Deathstalker III” featurette
· 4 Exclusive Mini-Posters by artist Steve Vance
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