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Episode guide: K11- Humanoid Woman

Movie: (1981) In the future, a clone is rescued from space, lives on Earth for a while, then leads her friends to her polluted and desperate home world.

First shown: 1/29/89
Opening: The Mads are furious to learn that last week’s ratings were higher, despite being opposite the Super Bowl
Host segment 1: J&TB enjoy a game of tag
Host segment 2: Servo hits on a blender
Host segment 3: J&TB demonstrate surrealism
End: Servo and Joel discuss the Village People and end with a “Dating Game”-style goodbye kiss
(111 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)

• References.
• Three of the host segments from this film were later reused in Season One shows, making this one of the most heavily-plundered KTMA episodes. Segment 1 was later re-shot in episode 105- THE CORPSE VANISHES. Segment 2 was later recycled, almost word-for-word, in episode 103- MAD MONSTER. A sketch somewhat similar to segment 3 appeared in episode 107- ROBOT MONSTER.
• It’s unclear why the Brains think the movie is Czech (maybe it said so in the Maltin guide). It’s Russian. But that doesn’t stop Servo from making a “corn Czechs” joke.
• In the opening segment, after movie sign is announced, the Bots chase Joel down the corridor leading into the movie theater. Both Joel and Mike have run down the corridor, but Crow, Tom and Gypsy following is unique.
• I’ve been noticing something in these episodes: Joel hasn’t really embraced the “the right people will get it” mentality yet. A lot of times Josh or Trace will make a reference and not explain it, and Joel will, almost reflexively, explain the joke. A good example in this episode is the “Kiki Dee” reference which Servo makes and Joel then explains.
• Not sure if this is my DVD or the way it actually happened, but there is no “movie sign” transition between segment 3 and the theater.
• Movie stuff: The movie was originally titled “Cherez Ternii K Zvedam” (in Russian) and was shown in two parts: “Iskusstvennyl Chelovek” and “Angely Kosmosa.” When exported to the west, it was initially titled with the Latin phrase “Per Aspera Ad Astra” then retitled with the rough English translation of that phrase: “To the Stars by Hard Ways.” Sheesh.
• According to the IMDB, the director’s son has reedited/restored the original, which purists insist is far more interesting than the Sandy Frank version. Sounds a lot like purists who swear by restored “Solaris” (which I found impenetrable, but others whose opinions I respect really enjoyed).
• It’s definitely another case, like all the other Russian films that were riffed over the years, that, whatever it’s flaws, it had a huge budget and it’s fascinating to look at, even if you don’t know what the Sam Hill is goin’ on.
• During the ending segment, Crow discusses what he plans to do in the upcoming week. This segment feels improvised, and it’s one of the few times in MST3K’s history in which Trace can’t think of anything funny to say. It’s almost painful to hear him bluff his way through.
http://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/humanoidwoman/index.htmCast and Crew Round up: Sandy Frank is the only name this time.
• Fave riff: “Why did she crawl inside the espresso machine?” Honorable mention: “You better close your little ticket window, there.”

RIP Walter Massey

Massey MONTREAL — Veteran Canadian actor Walter Massey died at a hospital here Aug. 4 after an undisclosed illness. He was two weeks shy of his 86th birthday. Massey was a founding member of Canadian Actors’ Equity and worked in theater, television and movies for six decades. MSTies will remember him as kindly Italian grocer Mr. Peters in the movie in episode 604- ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE.

His obit is here. Thanks to Alexander for the heads up.

Frank Interview

Liam McEneaney’s “Tell Your Friends” podcast has an interview with Frank. He discusses his standup career, his time at MST3K, his projects after he left the show and more. There’s lots of interesting things in the podcast but Frank’s interview begins at about the 14:30 mark.

Kevin Interview

Brandon at Global Dispatch Radio has an audio interview with Kevin, to which they added some visuals and posted on YouTube. Kevin discusses the upcoming RiffTrax Live show, MST3K fandom and other stuff.

Report from The Hollywood Show

Our roving reporter Paul “Projected Paul” DerHagopian attended The Hollywood Show autograph convention held recently at the LAX Westin hotel. Here’s his report. All photos were taken by him and his cohorts.

 

John SaxonI met John Saxon from 512- Mitchell. I mentioned to him that I heard a rumor that he was annoyed that MST3k cut out his death scene in the movie on the show. He replied he recalled saying something like that years ago when asked. I made mention how the MST3k writers/performers apologized to him in a 1995 panel at the Museum of TV & Radio, citing the need to edit for time.
Saxon didn’t seem to be sincerely upset about the film appearing on the show. He seemed like a good sport about it. He was rather friendly with me. Saxon offers pre-signed photos of himself from his career at these shows, as he has a slight tremor when he signs his name, so everyone keep that in mind when you bring your items for him to autograph.
(He signed the Rhino and Shout Factory MST3k Mitchell DVDs, as well as the uncut Warner Archive edition of the film. I later got them autographed by the film’s director, Andrew V. McLaglen. McLaglen’s secretary wrote a note saying McLaglen was more than happy to sign them, despite being nearly 94 years old.)

Peter Mark RichmanI met Peter Mark Richman, aka agent Adam Chance from 815- Agent for HARM. He signed an original theatrical poster of the film. He confirmed that the film was indeed originally supposed to be a pilot for a TV series, but he didn’t want to play the lead role if it got picked up, which is why it was released to theaters instead. He was very friendly.
Richman’s heard of the MST3k edition. He said he had an 8×10 screen capture of him from the episode.

Sandra GilesI met Sandra Giles from 307- Daddy-O. I didn’t know she was going to be there. Her family members are vendors at the show, selling movie memorabilia. She autographed an 8×10 glossy reproduction of the film’s poster. She’s a bit quiet. Her children were more talkative. They had heard of the film’s appearance on MST3k, many years ago.
I remarked how I’d like to get it signed by Dick Contino in the future. I noted how Contino now lives and performs his accordion act in Las Vegas these days. Her daughter said to her “You know, Mom, we aught to go to Vegas and have dinner with Dick Contino in the future.”

Sal ValentinoI met Sal Valentino of The Beau Brummels, as well as Johnny Crawford from 523- Village of the Giants and 906- The Space Children. I got the Shout Factory episode mini poster signed by both of them. They seemed to have no problem with MST3k. They remarked how they’ve both been meaning to see the Village episode in full. Crawford commented how he really enjoyed his acting role in Giants (likely referring to the giant breast riding scene).

William SchallertI met William Schallert from K19- Hanger 18, 602- Invasion USA and 511 – Gunslinger. He signed my Shout Select DVD release of the Gunslinger episode. He recalled he finished filming his role in Gunslinger all on the first day of the production, as his character was killed at the very beginning. He’s never heard of MST3K.

Clu GulagerI met Clu Gulager and paid to get a photo op and have him autograph my MST3k Master Ninja I mini poster from the Volume XX DVD set. Gulagher wasn’t much of a talker, didn’t seem familiar with MST3k when I brought it up, kind of cranky. His family members present did comment on his appearances, particularly a young man, who I later identified as his son, film directer John Gulager. John Gulager even referenced the “Clu Gulager alert” riffs from the show, which I guess indicates that his younger family members might be fans. I offered to mail a DVD fan copy of the San Francisco International episode to Clu at his fan mail address, but his family members told me not to, as he doesn’t even have a DVD player at home.

HughOBrianI met Hugh O’Brian from 201- Rocketship XM. He was kind of bit cranky as well. He would only sign and autograph his name on items only if it was personalized to the buyer, no exceptions. His wife, Virginia, mentioned how he was going to turn 89 years old later that month. She was familiar with his appearance on MST3k. I brought the uncut edition of Rocketship XM for him to sign, which prompted him to ask his wife if they owned their own copy at home, which she replied yes.
He’s also got a new memoir available for sale, “Hugh O’Brian, or What’s Left of Him”, only available through mail order and his website.

Michael ForrestI met actor Michael Forrest, who played Zarko in 317- Viking Women and the Sea Serpent. He’s heard of the MST3k episode. He said he’d be interested in seeing it. He’s best known for playing Apollo in the classic episode of the Star Trek” original series, “Who Mourns for Adonais?”

Richard KielI met Richard Kiel from 506- Eegah, 420- The Human Duplicators, and 902- The Phantom Planet. He was great and friendly to talk to (he is shown here trying to crush my skull–in a nice way, of course). I got my Rhino DVD of the Eegah and Volume 8 releases signed by him. When I mentioned how his role as the Solarite in Phantom Planet was his feature film debut, he remarked how he looked like Pluto the Dog in that costume. He doesn’t mind the MST3k treatments. However, he does prefer the version of Eegah hosted by B-movie horror host, Elvira. He quoted her verbatim from that edition. “Look at how big those feet of his are! You know what they say about guys with big feet…!”.
Discussing the poster art for “Human Duplicators,” he remarked how his character wasn’t depicted on the promo materials for that film.

Fred WilliamsonI also met Fred Williamson from 501- Warrior of the Lost World. I had met him before at the Miami Fl SuperCon in 2010. I got my MST3k Shout Factory Volume XVI mini poster of the episode signed by him then. I asked him back them about MST3k, He was familiar with the film’s appearance on the show, which he said caught it channel surfing many years ago. He didn’t seem to be bothered by it.