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Report from The Hollywood Show

Our roving reporter Paul “Projected Paul” DerHagopian attended The Hollywood Show autograph convention held recently at the LAX Westin hotel. Here’s his report. All photos were taken by him and his cohorts.

 

John SaxonI met John Saxon from 512- Mitchell. I mentioned to him that I heard a rumor that he was annoyed that MST3k cut out his death scene in the movie on the show. He replied he recalled saying something like that years ago when asked. I made mention how the MST3k writers/performers apologized to him in a 1995 panel at the Museum of TV & Radio, citing the need to edit for time.
Saxon didn’t seem to be sincerely upset about the film appearing on the show. He seemed like a good sport about it. He was rather friendly with me. Saxon offers pre-signed photos of himself from his career at these shows, as he has a slight tremor when he signs his name, so everyone keep that in mind when you bring your items for him to autograph.
(He signed the Rhino and Shout Factory MST3k Mitchell DVDs, as well as the uncut Warner Archive edition of the film. I later got them autographed by the film’s director, Andrew V. McLaglen. McLaglen’s secretary wrote a note saying McLaglen was more than happy to sign them, despite being nearly 94 years old.)

Peter Mark RichmanI met Peter Mark Richman, aka agent Adam Chance from 815- Agent for HARM. He signed an original theatrical poster of the film. He confirmed that the film was indeed originally supposed to be a pilot for a TV series, but he didn’t want to play the lead role if it got picked up, which is why it was released to theaters instead. He was very friendly.
Richman’s heard of the MST3k edition. He said he had an 8×10 screen capture of him from the episode.

Sandra GilesI met Sandra Giles from 307- Daddy-O. I didn’t know she was going to be there. Her family members are vendors at the show, selling movie memorabilia. She autographed an 8×10 glossy reproduction of the film’s poster. She’s a bit quiet. Her children were more talkative. They had heard of the film’s appearance on MST3k, many years ago.
I remarked how I’d like to get it signed by Dick Contino in the future. I noted how Contino now lives and performs his accordion act in Las Vegas these days. Her daughter said to her “You know, Mom, we aught to go to Vegas and have dinner with Dick Contino in the future.”

Sal ValentinoI met Sal Valentino of The Beau Brummels, as well as Johnny Crawford from 523- Village of the Giants and 906- The Space Children. I got the Shout Factory episode mini poster signed by both of them. They seemed to have no problem with MST3k. They remarked how they’ve both been meaning to see the Village episode in full. Crawford commented how he really enjoyed his acting role in Giants (likely referring to the giant breast riding scene).

William SchallertI met William Schallert from K19- Hanger 18, 602- Invasion USA and 511 – Gunslinger. He signed my Shout Select DVD release of the Gunslinger episode. He recalled he finished filming his role in Gunslinger all on the first day of the production, as his character was killed at the very beginning. He’s never heard of MST3K.

Clu GulagerI met Clu Gulager and paid to get a photo op and have him autograph my MST3k Master Ninja I mini poster from the Volume XX DVD set. Gulagher wasn’t much of a talker, didn’t seem familiar with MST3k when I brought it up, kind of cranky. His family members present did comment on his appearances, particularly a young man, who I later identified as his son, film directer John Gulager. John Gulager even referenced the “Clu Gulager alert” riffs from the show, which I guess indicates that his younger family members might be fans. I offered to mail a DVD fan copy of the San Francisco International episode to Clu at his fan mail address, but his family members told me not to, as he doesn’t even have a DVD player at home.

HughOBrianI met Hugh O’Brian from 201- Rocketship XM. He was kind of bit cranky as well. He would only sign and autograph his name on items only if it was personalized to the buyer, no exceptions. His wife, Virginia, mentioned how he was going to turn 89 years old later that month. She was familiar with his appearance on MST3k. I brought the uncut edition of Rocketship XM for him to sign, which prompted him to ask his wife if they owned their own copy at home, which she replied yes.
He’s also got a new memoir available for sale, “Hugh O’Brian, or What’s Left of Him”, only available through mail order and his website.

Michael ForrestI met actor Michael Forrest, who played Zarko in 317- Viking Women and the Sea Serpent. He’s heard of the MST3k episode. He said he’d be interested in seeing it. He’s best known for playing Apollo in the classic episode of the Star Trek” original series, “Who Mourns for Adonais?”

Richard KielI met Richard Kiel from 506- Eegah, 420- The Human Duplicators, and 902- The Phantom Planet. He was great and friendly to talk to (he is shown here trying to crush my skull–in a nice way, of course). I got my Rhino DVD of the Eegah and Volume 8 releases signed by him. When I mentioned how his role as the Solarite in Phantom Planet was his feature film debut, he remarked how he looked like Pluto the Dog in that costume. He doesn’t mind the MST3k treatments. However, he does prefer the version of Eegah hosted by B-movie horror host, Elvira. He quoted her verbatim from that edition. “Look at how big those feet of his are! You know what they say about guys with big feet…!”.
Discussing the poster art for “Human Duplicators,” he remarked how his character wasn’t depicted on the promo materials for that film.

Fred WilliamsonI also met Fred Williamson from 501- Warrior of the Lost World. I had met him before at the Miami Fl SuperCon in 2010. I got my MST3k Shout Factory Volume XVI mini poster of the episode signed by him then. I asked him back them about MST3k, He was familiar with the film’s appearance on the show, which he said caught it channel surfing many years ago. He didn’t seem to be bothered by it.

Weekend Discussion Thread: It’s a Summer Picnic and Everyone’s Comin’

Alert regular Sue is back with:

But oh my yes (said in my best little old Wisconsin lady church voice), it’s time for the church or community annual summer picnic and potluck, For example…

That salad bar courtesy of “The Truck Farmer” looks so good. But should that nice Mr. Rowsdower have brought so much beer?

And you can also invite the host segment characters or cast members: I’m sure Mary Jo would bring her tater tot hot dish, the food of Her people. What would yours be like?

I THINK you should think twice about having some of those funny-lookin’ blue sammiches Bobo brought, the ones he said plenty of mayoNAISE.

New VOD Title from RiffTrax…

SantaVsMartians_Web

Finally available on demand. See a sample or download it here.

Episode guide: K10- Cosmic Princess

Movie: (compilation 1982; original episodes 1976) A re-edit of two “Space: 1999” TV episodes. The inhabitants of a space station encounter a hostile alien and his shapeshifting daughter. Later, her shapeshifting ability goes out of control and endangers the ship.

First shown: 1/22/89
Opening: It’s Superbowl Sunday! The Mads show off their “no-d” glasses
Host segment 1: Crow gives Joel a haircut
Host segment 2: Crow suggests Servo can learn to fly. It doesn’t go well
Host segment 3: The Bots help Joel with his taxes, and find out more than they wanted to know
End: Joel, Crow and Gypsy play football, and Gypsy and Joel sing “We Are the Champions”
(149 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)

• This episode originally aired on Superbowl Sunday 1989, which explains all the football stuff. Servo’s head comes off for the first time (that we know of) in this episode. This episode also marks the first time the show used a movie that was actually two TV show episodes loosely spliced together. The concept would later reappear “Master Ninja” “Mighty Jack” “Riding With Death” and more.
References.
• Segment 1 was re-done in episode 105- THE CORPSE VANISHES; some of the football game during the end segment was featured in the MST3K Scrapbook Tape.
• Servo’s head extends again during the riffing.
• Joel says something silly and Crow turns to him and calmly asks: “What color is the sky in your world, Joel?” That one would come back later.
• During the transition period between episodes, Joel keeps saying “series” when he means “episode.”
• Servo just gets up and leaves at one point.
• The riff “there go the music lessons” is an early version of “There go the piano lessons” from the movie.
• About Servo’s head falling off: I think the first time it happens, after Crow has talked Tom Servo into base jumping off the desk, was on purpose. But when it falls off again later, I think that was an accident. They just kept going.
• Servo’s head is still off when they return to the theater. Joel reconnects it.
• Servo is still steamin’ mad at Crow after segment 2. They two almost come to blows!
• Movie stuff: So, I didn’t watch this show as a kid (I knew OF it, I just never watched it.) Was this sort of an attempt at a British “Star Trek”? (Some commenters agreed that it was, even though it was a decade later.) Landau seems to be trying to do Shatner in a couple of places.
• The episodes that were combined to make this “movie” were “The Metamorph” and “Space Warp.” The former was the debut episode of the show’s second season. The latter came 13 episodes later. Yet when the second half of the “movie” begins, alien Maya is again in sick bay, giving the impressions that she in sick bay for 14 episodes. Not true, the commenters said. She just ended up in Sick Bay a lot.
• Can I just note that this movie is mostly really really boring, although it is occasionally punctuated by some actual action? (It nearly put me to sleep.)
• Cast and crew roundup: Executive producer Gerry Anderson also did “Invaders from the Deep” and “Revenge of the Mysterons,” as did score composer Barry Gray. Production designer Keith Wilson also did “Revenge of the Mysterions.” Producer Fred Freiberger also did “Beginning of the End. In front of the camera, Catherine Schell was also in “Moon Zero Two.” Stuntman Peter Porteous also appeared in “Future War.” And Alf Joint was also in “The Projected Man.”
• Fave riff: The reference to the “Dennis Hopper segment of the film.” Honorable mention: Joel sings a few bars of the Banana Splits theme song as our heroes climb into the ridiculous moon buggy.

Mike and Sharknado

Tommy Cummings of the Dallas Morning News talks “Sharknado” with Mike.