Okay, I hope this one doesn’t get too gross. Alert regular Tim suggests:

I was watching “The Day the Earth Froze” and thought of what would your unhappy meal be. Mine would include:
1: A maze that you must get the famous English musician into the Dakota;
2: A used Kleenex

Okay, mine would be:
Day-old sushi with a cigarette snuffed out in it; and
The Wacky Hairball Game.

Have at it, and let’s not get too yucky.