I had the Season Eight theme song running through my head this morning (go figure), and I got to wondering about “… she threw a few things in her purse…”
What DOES Pearl Forrester have in her purse? Besides the inflatable world stress toy, of course. Here’s what I think are down in those dark depths:
— a bright red lipstick (la la la)
— a second lipstick exactly like the first because she forgot she already had it
— a grenade
— peanuts for Bobo
— a Dairy Queen Blizzard punch card that’s one punch away from being full
— old issue of “Better Homes & Castles”
— baby picture of Frank
I’d add: a church key (bottle opener) with the Schlitz logo on it.
What’s your guess?
