I was watching “Hercules vs the Moon Men” and Kevin/Tom, imitating Hercules, says “My thighs are really rubbing together today” and makes some apposite thigh-rubbing noises.
And I thought: How about readers vote for best in-theater sound effect?
Here are the rules for everyone to immediately totally ignore: Entries are limited to a sound effect performed in the theater by Joel/Mike or the bots.
My pick: The sound of Leonard Driscoll cleaning his filthy glasses in “Riding with Death.”
What’s yours?





