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Where We’ll Be

I’ll be seeing the RiffTrax Live show at the Cinemark 20 in Moosic, Pa.

Brian will be at the AMC Downtown Disney 24 in Walt Disney World.

If you see either one of us, please say hi!

Where will you be?

Another Episode at The Colonial

Our pals at the Colonial Theater in Phoneixville, Pa., are again running an episode on Friday, Aug. 17, at 10 p.m. It’s episode 301- CAVE DWELLERS, preceded by a live riffing by Dover Rover, graduates of Joel Hodgson’s Riff Camp 2012. Find out more here.

Reminder: if you are planning, or know about, a public showing of an episode, please let us know. We’ll be happy to publicize it.

UPDATE: Report from the ‘MANOS’ Premiere

UPDATE: On his blog, Doug Pullen of the El Paso Times reports on this event, plus he has dirt on some the behind-the-scenes stuff that led to the event being moved. A few days later he had more, including quotes from Kevin.

Alert Regular Nate, aka “Disco 3:16” attended Saturday night’s premiere of the restored “Manos” The Hands of Fate. Here’s his report.

Hello from the Sun City! On Saturday, my wife and I had the pleasure to attend the world re-premiere of Manos: The Hands of Fate. The screening, part of the Plaza Classic Film Festival, was initially scheduled to be held at the Kendle Elizabeth Kidd Performance Hall, the main venue of the Plaza Theatre, but was moved to a ballroom at the nearby Camino Real Hotel because another event in the festival ran long. The original premiere of the film was held at the Capri Theater, which stood where the hotel’s fountain and entrance now sit. I’d estimate there were about 200 or so at the screening, including a striking pair in costume as Margaret and Michael from the movie.

The screening was hosted by Ben Solovey, the man restoring the film. The film shown was about 90 percent restored, and while a few spots were definitely still rough, the overall picture was much sharper and truer to what I would imagine the initial premiere looked like. Solovey confirmed that he has made sure to keep the sound synchronization, or, more accurately, the lack thereof, intact. The audience was very receptive, and laughter filled the room for the majority of the movie. Applause broke out both at the title screen and the end credits, when each major actor and Hal Warren’s Producer/Director credit got a separate round of applause.

Jackey Neyman-Jones, who played the little girl Debbie, was the guest star for this event. She helped introduce the film by explaining how her father, Tom Neyman (who played the Master and whose sculpture and artwork is displayed throughout the film), had fallen asleep in 1993 with the TV on, only to wake up to familiar music and his own face staring back at him. After he had called his daughter about seeing the film on “Mystery Science Theater 3000,” she had called in to Comedy Central to see about obtaining a print of the film they had recently shown of which she had been a part. The operator at Comedy Central asked her which film, and upon hearing the name, he said, “Oh my God, you’re Debbie!” Apparently the people in the call center had been big fans of the movie after it ran there.

After the film, Solovey and Neyman-Jones hosted a Q&A session, where some well-known and lesser-known stories were told. All the voices were later dubbed by three people: Hal Warren, Tom Neyman and a voice actor from the sound studio who did all the female voices. Neyman’s sculptures of hands were his specialty, and he was the one who suggested the name “Manos: The Hands of Fate” to the largely non-Spanish-speaking crew after a previous suggestion of “Fingers of Fate.” My wife had asked about the local reaction to the film, and Neyman-Jones related the first review that treated Manos as a comedy, the day after the premiere, with the headline, “Hero Massaged to Death.” Apparently the reviewer treated Torgo as the hero, and his quest to break away from the Master as the main plot. On a more sober note, she also cleared up the rumors of John Reynolds demise, stating he had taken his life six weeks prior to the premiere, and referring to him as a troubled young man, whom had always treated her nicely during shooting.

The World Re-Premiere of Manos: The Hands of Fate was truly a great event, and I’m glad we were able to attend. Being El Paso’s most well known independent film, I look forward to the eventual showing of the completed print at a future Plaza Classic Film Festival.

Your intrepid reporter and Jackey Neyman-Jones.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Which Are the Truly Great Bad Movies?

If you’re reading this blog, then I assume that you are into bad movies as much as I am. I got into a discussion the other day about one that is very close to my heart: 1987’s “Masters of the Universe.” It came up because apparently a remake is in the works. :::sigh::: How can you possibly improve on a movie that rivals “Road House” as the best bad movie ever made? I mean that cast! (Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Billy Barty, a so-young-she’s-positvely-dewy Courteney Cox, Jon Cypher, James Tolkan, Christina Pickles, the list goes on and on) and scene after incredibly riffable scene of nonsense played (almost) completely straight. It’s a guity pleasure and my nominee for a list of the truly great bad movies.

Have you got one? Something that just makes you cringe, but every time you find it on TV you drop whatever you’re doing and watch the whole thing? Tell us! It can be something MST3k/RT/CT has done or it can be something else. Spill!

RIP Kurt Maetzig

German director Kurt Maetzig died Aug. 8, according to this report from Reuters. He was 101. These European sources don’t often list the place and cause of death, but he was living in the German village of Wildkuhl and at age 101 we can surmise natural causes. In 1960 he directed “Der schweigende Stern,” based on Stanislaw Lem‘s novel “The Astronauts.” It was dubbed, edited and re-released in 1962 as the movie in episode 211- FIRST SPACESHIP ON VENUS.