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Podcast Interview with Mike

The We Hate Movies podcast interviewed Mike.

Catchphrase Update?

It’s been a while since we’ve updated our catchphrases shirts, and we’d love to get your suggestions. We’re especially interested in hearing about a phrase or phrases that YOU SPECIFICALLY would like to buy.

As a reminder: We cannot use these phrases, which are on bumper stickers that BBI sells.

Join Us
Movie Sign!
I’m huge!
Hi-Keeba!
Oh, bite me, it’s fun!
Rowsdower!
We like it very much
It’s absolutely fascinating
Big McLarge Huge
Oh, poopie

And here’s the current list of shirts that are currently available:

Paint my muscle car prune color, please!
“It’s a cult…” “They worship blue oysters.”
Stop talking, Johnny Longbow!
There’s something Arch Hall Jr. about her…
Rock ‘n’ roll Martian
Railing kill!
Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest! But I’m not an alien!
MRxL!
Master Ninja theme song!
Joike
I’m a Grimault warrior!
Joel vs. Mike flamewar veteran
Dish of ice cream? Don’t tempt me!
Now, when you seek pink, you’re gonna think: we’re doomed.
You’re a stupid, smelly little dummy, who will never get any ham.
Your agonizer, please
I’m not going back, Jim!
Bad touch!
It is balloon!
I’m sending you a Banner-gram.
Can’t we get BEYOND Thunderdome?
Brought to you by the Booze Council, because booze really satisfies.
Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
Bring me a sampo!
Does this bug you? I’m not touching you.
BUZZ OFF, KID!!
I’m Cherokee Jack!
Chili peppers burn my gut.
As we left the clam flowage that day…
Will there still be a clown in the sky for me?
Coffee? I LIKE coffee.
Turn your crank to Frank.
You’re weird, which results in creativity.
I saw the little creature!
What’s that girl? Dad’s hurt? Down in Deadrock Canyon?
It’s a Daktari stool!
I thought you were Dale!
I am danger to myself and others!
As elusive as Robert Denby.
The dog’s meat, have you seen it?
Droppo, you’re the laziest man on Mars!
Dull surprise!
Earth vs. Soup
I killed that fat barkeep!
This is where the fish lives.
Flag on the moon…how did it get there?
Ah! Flying elves are back!
Oh, for fun
Focusing my attention on the good and beautiful.
Gentle pressue.
Glenn was fifty feet tall!
A small gold man was reading to me from a dirty book.
Well! That could’ve gone better.
He’s got a tree! That’s not the Godzilla we know!
Go to bed, old man!
Yeah, here I go! Vroom!
He learned too late that man is a feeling creature
“Hello!” “Thank you!”
He tampered in God’s domain…
HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT
Hooray for socks!
HOTCHKA!
Hum didda hee-hee hua-hua …
Oh, sure, I can see how…HUH?
You do it. I’m bitter.
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing…
It’s fun when there are things!
I had Jell-O today…
“Jiminy,” says Johnny, “if only I could get a ride in one of those!”
Why doesn’t Johnny care?
It’s just a show, you should really just relax!
It is so klandinktu!
Knew your father, I did!
Leave the Bronx!
Lemback is staying!
If you’re like me, and I know I am…
Plenty of lip and tongue action.
To love like the hu-man…
Only love pads the film.
No, no, you got it all wrong: Love should be musty and hurtful.
Do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle.
Love wears a mask…a tight leather mask.
By this time, my lungs were aching for air.
No, Lupita!
Mars, extending us a welcome!
tHe MaStEr WoUlDn’T aPpRoVe!
Chief? McCloud!
Whoooo iiiiiiss Merritt Stoooooone??
Mom… ‘m I nuts?
We can’t have nice things.
And he didn’t steal no bike, neither!
No dancing. Not allowed.
There WAS no monster!
This is no place for convertible!
Normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEEEEEEW!
That nosewheel feels mushy!
He’s not Merritt Stone!
I call no way!
That’s one unstable octopus.
Sam, my patent papers are at a slight angle!
I sure hope he said peanuts!
Potatoes are what we eat!
I wish I had that pretty mind back!
Puma? Puma!
On life-long quest like Sinbad. Shot myself out airlock. Never returning. Ham in fridge. — Crow.
Rex Dart, eskimo spy!
Extreme rice!
The right people will get it.
Rock climbing, Joel.
Saaaaaandstorrrrrrm!
Sargassum! Weed of deceit!
What about scarecrow’s brain?
Shakin’ the bushes, boss.
Shine your love!
Oh, I hate to shoot a butt like that!
Shtemlo!
Shut up, Iris! I tell ya, shut up!
SLEEEEEEP!
Dern smoochers on my property!
Well! There it is. Spankings all around, then!
No springs!
STAAAAAAAY!
Stay pink, soft and oily!
Bite me, I’m a toaster strudel!
You’re stuck here!
Thank you, won’t you?
That square bugs me! He really bugs me!
…the hell?
Been hittin’ the Thighmaster, Torgo?
Whaddaya think, sirs?
This seemplifies everything.
Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi doesn’t like to be
Time for go to bed!
The high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!
Everything you touch you destroy.
Trumpy! You can do stupid things!
Turn down your lights (where applicable)
Today is dedicated to Uranus.
Watch out for snakes!
Weird. Yeah, I guess that is the word for it.
What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime?
I wanna decide who lives and who dies.
Why don’t they look?
It’s yer move. Go ahead on.
Your weapons are useless against me!

Let us know!

Josh Interview

J. Elvis was recently interviewed by the Chicago Jewish News.

Weekend Discussion: Whither Thursdays?

Alert reader Dan writes:

With only two episodes to go in season three have you ever announced what is next. Since this trek began with season four several years back we will now have completed a complete circuit having a full weekly discussion of the full run of the show. I’m assuming you will not repeat the loop. I don’t know what else there will be to say after this run.
Would this be replaced by discussing Cinematic Titanic DVD’s? That could easily be done in a couple months. Perhaps tackle RiffTrax? That would be harder given the large volume of those out there. Perhaps there could be voting on which ones to tackle? Or do you have another plan in mind? I’d miss this weekly ritual if it goes away.

You’re reading my mind, Dan. This has been on mind quite a bit lately. As the saying goes: this is not a democracy, and I do have a tentative short-term plan, but I am interested in getting feedback from our readers/commenters on all of this.

After we finish season 3 in two weeks, I will have done every episode in the expanded format. That said, I’m not really happy with the episode guide entries starting in season 4 and continuing for several seasons after that. The format of the episode guide entries evolved over time, and I now need to go back through them and make them consistent (and, frankly, to clean them up a bit).

But doing what we have been doing up till now — one episode a week — will take 2 1/2 years. I don’t want to do that.

So, my plan for the cleanup of these entries is to do two a week, and to move them to the weekends (one on Saturday and one on Sunday). (By the way, I still plan to do a weekend discussion thread.) For each one, I’ll re-open comments for seven days allowing latecomers to weigh in and long-time commenters to revise and extend their earlier remarks. It should take about a year, maybe a bit more, to get through these and get the episode guide where I want it to be. I can live with that time frame.

And so, as the title of this thread suggests, the remaining question is: whither Thursdays? I too have grown fond of the ritual. I only have definite plan for the next few months. First, we will do the Best Brains video releases: “MST Poopie,” “MST Poopie II” (should we do both Poopies together?), “The MST Scrapbook” the “Play MiSTie for Me” DVD and “The Last Dance – Raw”?

(Should we also do all five volumes of “Tom Servo’s All Time Favorite Host Segments,” and if we do, should we do them as one entry or five? If we do them, it may require me to plug my VCR back in!)

Whatever we decide, from there I will first do the four “Film Crew” episodes.

After that I will do the Legend Films solo riffs that Mike did in 2004-2006. (Note: even though the Film Crew DVDs came out AFTER most of the Legend disks, they were made before, so I think that’s the order we should follow). That will take us well into 2012.

From there, I think it’s obvious: RiffTrax and Cinematic Titanic. The question becomes: how do we space them out, considering that RiffTrax put out 50 episodes (not even counting shorts) before the first Cinematic Titanic DVD came along, and there are currently a total of nine ten episodes of Cinematic Titanic available, while there have been 120 RiffTrax episodes (again, not counting more than 150 shorts). I don’t want to give Cinematic Titanic short shrift by any means, but the numbers are what they are.

I would really like to get your thoughts on the best and fairest way to approach this and on everything I’ve talked about here.

Some thoughts I’ve had: Maybe we should just separate the two streams completely and do Cinematic Titanic on, say, Tuesdays, and RiffTrax on Thursdays. Cinematic Titanic will end in a couple of months (until the next disk comes out), but at least they’ll get an uncluttered hearing. Or maybe we should just start with Cinematic Titanic on Thursdays and then move to on to RiffTrax.

One final crazy idea: Maybe we shouldn’t do the RiffTrax in chronological order but instead do them in groups, like do all the franchise movies together, i.e. all the Star Wars movies in a row, all the Harry Potter movies in a row, like that.

Thoughts? Suggestions?

Plans for RiffTrax Streaming Shows Change

RiffTrax has provided more information about their upcoming netcasts, and they’ve changed their plans a bit. They will again be using the UStream system.

On Friday, Oct. 21, at 6 p.m. Eastern/3 p.m. Pacific, instead of the previously announced “Vodka tasting,” they’ll be free showing the first 10 minutes of their next VOD title, “Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness.”

Meanwhile, the “Halloween Double-feature” has moved to Thursday, Oct. 27 (time TBA): They’ll be showing a mix of previously released shorts and features: “Magical Disappearing Money,” “Maniac,” “The Creeps Machine” and “Night of the Living Dead.” It will cost $2 to view.

More info when we get it.