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RiffTrax Short “Paper and I” Released…

A fan favorite from a live show.

“Oh, no, somebody invented the internet!”

Download it here and see a sample.

Another Show at the Colonial

The historic Colonial Theater in Phoenixville, Pa., has been showing MST3K episodes every month or two, and the next one is slated for Friday, July 15, at 9:45 p.m. The episode will be 509- GIRL IN LOVERS’ LANE. Before the show there will be another invention exchange contest, and the winner of which will receive an autographed dvd box set!. More information here.

Updated: Cinematic Titanic Sale/Scratch & Dent Sale

UPDATE: At the bottom right of this page, they’ve added a “scratch and dent sale” section, saying: “Scratch & Dents are DVDs with covers that didn’t make the cut during our quality control check, but as far as we know, the discs inside are just fine. This is a great way to try the show on the cheap, and perhaps obtain a title that is otherwise out of stock!”

Cinematic Titanic is having a “surprise” sale: DVDs are $5 off, T-shirts are $3 off, posters are $2 off.
Check it out here.

Mary Jo: Web Site Makeover & Riffing with Master Pancake

Mary Jo, whose web site just got a nifty makeover, will be joining Master Pancake Theater as they riff “Twilight: New Moon” at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin Fridays and Saturdays through July at 7 and 10 p.m.

Weekend Discussion Thread: What Did We Learn from Shorts?

Oh, is the great and alert reader Brandon Hollingsworth going to suggest a discussion thread topic?

Well, yes, he is.

In the Amazing Colossal Episode Guide, Paul Chaplin says he actually learned something useful from a hygiene short the show riffed (“Keeping Clean and Neat” from episode 613).
Of it, he writes, “I especially appreciated the short’s recommendation that one should clip one’s toenails after taking a shower, because the nails are softer then.”
So what other useful gems have we learned from the shorts? Keeping a budget the Ben Franklin way? Telephones of the future will be all that AND a bag of chips? The truck farmer keeps us knee-deep in beta carotene throughout the winter?
I’d like to see a discussion about how shorts have contributed to better MSTie living.

For one thing, I learned never to make light of BOOIIIINNGGG! And it’s a lesson that has served me well.
I also think some of those budgeting ideas in “Money Talks” are pretty smart, even if an imaginary fat guy with gout is explaining them to me.

How about you?