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Weekend Discussion Thread: What Did We Learn from Shorts?

Oh, is the great and alert reader Brandon Hollingsworth going to suggest a discussion thread topic?

Well, yes, he is.

In the Amazing Colossal Episode Guide, Paul Chaplin says he actually learned something useful from a hygiene short the show riffed (“Keeping Clean and Neat” from episode 613).
Of it, he writes, “I especially appreciated the short’s recommendation that one should clip one’s toenails after taking a shower, because the nails are softer then.”
So what other useful gems have we learned from the shorts? Keeping a budget the Ben Franklin way? Telephones of the future will be all that AND a bag of chips? The truck farmer keeps us knee-deep in beta carotene throughout the winter?
I’d like to see a discussion about how shorts have contributed to better MSTie living.

For one thing, I learned never to make light of BOOIIIINNGGG! And it’s a lesson that has served me well.
I also think some of those budgeting ideas in “Money Talks” are pretty smart, even if an imaginary fat guy with gout is explaining them to me.

How about you?

Tickets Now on Sale for the Next RiffTrax Live

Link updated. Go here.

New Short from RiffTrax…

Have I mentioned what a great deal you can get on helicopter insurance from Southland Life?


Download it and see a sample here
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Bill Doing Voice Work for Animated Film

Bill Corbett is doing voice work for an animated film called “Tigtone.” More info here (where the creator is looking for funds to help complete the project).

New Short from RiffTrax…

Moose Baby call back!

Download it, and see a sample here.