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Cinematic Titanic Tour Update

The next season of the Cinematic Titanic Tour is shaping up. One thing I’m noticing: no double features (except at the Keswick). But a lot of new areas of the country. Very exciting.

* Saturday, Sept. 24, 8 p.m. at the Best Buy Theater in New York City. Get tickets here.
* Saturday, Oct. 15, 8 p.m. at the Visual and Performing Arts Center at Elgin Community College in Elgin, Ill. (Tickets available Aug. 1).
* Thursday, Oct. 27, 8 p.m. at the Lisner Auditorium at George Washington University in Washington, DC (Tickets not available yet).
* Thursday, Nov. 3, 8 p.m. at Nightingale Concert Hall at the University of Nevada in Reno, Nev. (Tickets not available yet).
* Friday, Nov. 4, 8 p.m. at the Mondavi Center for the Performing Arts on the campus of the U.C. Davis, One Shields Ave., Davis, Calif. Get tickets here.
* Satuday, Nov. 5, 8 p.m. at the Wells Fargo Center for the Arts, 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa, Calif. Get tickets here.
* Sunday, Nov. 6, 8 p.m. at the Arlington Theatre in Santa Barbara, Calif. (Tickets not available yet.)
* Saturday, Nov. 12, 8 p.m. at the Meyer Theatre, 117 South Washington St. in Green Bay, Wis. (Tickets not available yet).
* Friday, Dec. 30, 8 p.m. at the Keswick Theater, 291 North Keswick Ave. in Glenside (suburban Philadelphia), Pa. Get tickets here.
* Friday, Jan. 20, 8 p.m. at the Strand-Capitol Performing Arts Center in York, Pa. (Tickets not available yet).
* Saturday, Jan. 21, 8 p.m. Grand Opera House, Wilmington, Del. ((Tickets not available yet).
* Friday, Feb. 3, 8 p.m., Belding Theater, Hartford, Conn. (Tickets not available yet).
* Saturday, Feb. 4, 8 p.m. Proctor’s Theatre, Schenectady, N.Y. (Tickets not available yet).
* Friday, March 16, 8 p.m. Carolina Theatre, Durham, N.C. (Tickets not available yet).
* Saturday, March 17, 8 p.m. Peace Center for the Performing Arts, Greenville, S.C. (Tickets not available yet).
* Friday and Saturday, March 30-31, 8 p.m., Victoria Theatre, Newark, N.J. (Tickets not available yet).
* Friday and Saturday, April 27-28, 8 p.m. Pabst Theater, Milwaukee, Wis. (Tickets not available yet).

If you know of a great venue for a Cinematic Titanic performance, tell the people at the venue to contact CT’s booking agent. The contact information to give them is here.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Required Movies

Alert reader Bob Davey writes:

What movies are “canon” as suggested by repeated reference by the Brains? Three that come to mind might be “Road House,” “Mannequin” and “The Goonies.” How important is it to see these movies and why (I have seen some of “Mannequin” but not the others)?

So in other words, what (non-MSTed) movies ought a MSTie be sure to have seen in order to get most of the references? The list is going to be long, my friend.

I’m going to start with “The Wizard of Oz,” riffed on dozens of times over. But I also maintain that this movie is perhaps the last communal experience we as Americans have, so everybody SHOULD have seen it. Two riffs from 303- POD PEOPLE (the most recent episode I saw) come to mind” “I DO believe in spooks! I DO believe in spooks!” and “I can’t come back! I dunno how it works!”

What movies would you put on the list?

Mary Jo Blogging at OpenSalon

Mary Jo Pehl has started a blog at opensalon.com. Her first post is called “My Tiny Hypocrisy.”

New Short from RiffTrax…

A not-so-eerie look back at a time before everybody just typed everything.

See a sample and download the short here.

Weekend Discussion Thread: “Psychic Lawn Darts”

In the documentary “This is MST3K,” Kevin Murphy says: “The obscure jokes are so much fun because there’s a very small percentage of people who get those, but the ones who do say ‘My God they’re inside my head. They know me. They know too much about me.'” He has called these jokes “psychic lawn darts.”

So let’s share our favorite “psychic lawn darts.”

Mine came with episode 201; “ROCKET SHIP XM” when Tom said: “Dreezle drazzle drozzle drome, time for zis one to come home” (from the ancient and [mostly] forgotten “Tooter the Turtle” cartoons).

I hear that riff and suddenly I’m seven years old, it’s Saturday morning, and I can taste the soggy Froot Loops.

What’s yours?

(Keep sending those discussion thread ideas to msampo at a-o-l dot com!)
(Reminder: Get out that copy of “Death Rat” and re-read it before the end of the month!)