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Weekend Discussion Thread: Your Favorite Obscure Riff

Alert reader Jeffrey asks plaintively:

What about a thread discussing people’s favorite obscure jokes?

Ooh! Good one! This isn’t normally the way MST3K does things, but in this case I think it’s appropriate: Please explain the riff so everybody gets it. (As usual, if you use more than one link, it may take a bit for your post to appear.)
Also, maybe you could include a word or two about what this riff means to you (since I find that a MSTie’s favorite obscure riff usually speaks to who that person is).

It’s hard to pick an all-time favorite, but one I dearly love is from episode 508- Operation Double 007:
[In the voice of KITT from “Knight Rider”] “Michael, I want all the episodes of ‘Captain Nice’ burned.”

Captain Nice was an INCREDIBLY forgettable 1967 one-season loser starring William Daniels, the voice of KITT. Similar to the “Addams Family”/”The Munsters” competition, it had a competing show (another one-season loser) called “Mr. Terrific“…but I digress.

I think I love this riff because I was 10 years old when these shows came out and it seemed like TV was talking right to me, and I never forgot that feeling.

What’s your pick?

Coming Soon from RiffTrax…

“Inception” and “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.” Or so says the pooping monkey.

Wow, is he a relative of the evil monkey from “Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders”?

JoCoCruiseCrazy Videos

From the recently completed JoCoCruiseCrazy Cruise…

“Sparkly Vampires.”

Bill and Kevin riff “Shake Hands with Danger”

What I’m guessing is a new RiffTones song, “It’s a Trap!”

And, finally, JoCo and the whole crew join in for a re-creation of the United Servo Academy Choir.

Shout! Factory Press Release on Two Upcoming Single-Disc Re-Releases

Here’s the press release for Shout’s upcoming single-disk re-releases of “Incredibly Strange Creatures and “Beginning of the End.”

Update: And our pal Bruce Westbrook has some thoughts….

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Beginning Of The End
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

THE NEWEST MST3K DVDS AVAILABLE FEBRUARY 15
FROM SHOUT! FACTORY

From 1988 to 1999, the hilarious and widely beloved space travelers on The Satellite of Love from Mystery Science Theater 3000 skewered B-movies and in the process made them masterworks of comedy. Hot on the heels of the recent Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XIX limited-edition 4-DVD box set, Shout! Factory, in association with Best Brains, Inc. proudly presents Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: Beginning Of The End, available on February 15, 2011 from ShoutFactoryStore.com.

In Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies, a playful trip to a carnival turns sinister when a trio becomes the target of a mysterious zombie plot hatched by the enchanting stripper Carmelita and her fortune-telling sister Estrella. Zombies! Fortune-tellers! Acid-wielding henchmen! Showstoppers! That’s right! It’s the world’s first monster musical!! The bizarre plot, song and dance numbers and relentless riffs have made The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Zombies a favorite amongst MSTies. Now you can see why for yourself!

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Beginning Of The End’s Dr. Ed Wainwright (Mission Impossible’s Peter Graves), reporter Audrey Aimes and a deaf-mute gardener fight together to eradicate swarms of gigantic, radioactive locusts that are demolishing entire towns and cities in Illinois! Mike and the ’bots use this hilarious classic from the fifth season’s Turkey Day to help illustrate the point that anyone can write a repetitive screenplay revolving around Peter Graves—including the SoL’s own Crow!

New Short from RiffTrax…

Anybody else notice how many of these peoples’ problems could be solved if they had computers?

Anyway, see a free sample and download it here.

By the way, RiffTrax is running a “remix” contest, asking people to use RiffTrax audio as riffs for a video of your choosing.
More info here.