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New Short from RiffTrax…

…which of course gave the world the deathless catchphrase: “Frank what?!”

Watch a sample and download it here.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Riffback!

Our buddy Bill writes:

“Riffback,” or moments when you made a joke just before the guys did.

Mine was during Godzilla vs. Megalon, when the two guys driving the truck make a joke about getting paid 100,000 yen. I said to my buddy, “Oooh, four bucks,” followed almost immediately by Joel saying “Yeah, great, what is that, four bucks?”

Funny he should send this, because I had one last weekend while watching K13- SST-Death Flight. The simulation guys are calling out technical jargon like “B-7!” I said “You sank my battleship!” just before Servo did.

Did this ever happen to you? Tell us about it.

Now Available from RiffTrax….

… hooboy …

Download it here. Watch a sample here.

Jackie Burroughs, RIP

TORONTO–Canadian actress Jackie Burroughs, perhaps best remembered as the eccentric “Hetty” King in the Emmy award winning TV series “Road to Avonlea,” died at her home here Wednesday, Sept. 22. She had been battling gastric cancer. MSTies may remember her brief role as Fingal’s mom, Emmaline Ozmondo Fingal, in the movie featured in episode 822- OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK, to whom Fingal asks the infamous question, “Mom, ‘m I nuts?” She was 71.
There’s a nice story on her here.

The Whole KETC Debacle: An Explanation

Okay, we failed. We’ve called KETC, the public TV station in the St. Louis area, probably a dozen or more times in the last few weeks since the Cinematic Titanic people said that the channel was going to show “Doomsday Machine,” as well as a pledge segment featuring Joel and Frank. We kept getting told “soon, soon, we’ll let you know when we know for sure.” They never got back to us. We checked the schedule on their Web site. Nothing.

Well, today, we finally got through to the lady who actually does the scheduling of the pledge content and, well, everything we were told up to this point was apparently wrong. Apparently it’s been on “a few times” already. (To be fair, some folks in the comment threads said they’d heard that it was on, but that was directly contradicting what people at the station were telling us. The moral here: ALWAYS believe ANYTHING you read in one of our comment threads!) :)

And we were told today that it won’t be shown again. Public television stations everywhere are struggling, and these pledge events need to maximize donations. While the lady we talked to called it “a wonderful, hilarious show,” the pledge response during the previous showings was not great.
So, we failed in our attempts to alert you when this was going to be on. We tried. Sorry.

That said, I promised I would pass along THIS LINK, where you can make a pledge to KETC and receive a DVD or ticket(s) to the CT show in November as a premium (depending on how much you pledge). Respond as you see fit.