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Trace Reads From His Book

Trace read the story “Yum Yum Doyle” from his upcoming book “Silly Rhymes for Belligerent Children” at the recent wOOtstock in Minneapolis, and our buddy Len Peralta was there to capture it. You can see the video over on Len’s Ben Zvan’s Flickr account.

“Manos” Sequel Planned

We first met this guy (his real name is Rupert) two years ago at ComicCon. Even back then, we were very impressed with how REALLY into character he was. Believe me, we can relate to somebody being really INTO a particular pop culture phenomenon.

Well, since then, it seems that he’s only gotten more into it. He returned to ComicCon last year. And, last month, he posted this really funny video.

He will again be roaming the aisles of ComicCon this year. And this week he announced that he will be joined by none other than… The Master! He posted this video to announce it. (Note the interesting spin they are putting on The Master character — he is a manipulator of hands, or “manos”).

You can see there’s some wit — and some film-making talent — there, so we were delighted to hear that Rupert et al are now in the planning stages of creating a sequel to “Manos: The Hands of Fate.”

Even more exciting is that he has been in touch with some of the surviving cast members — and family members of cast members — from the original film, and is charming them back in front of the camera. One who has agreed to be in it is Jackey Raye Neyman Jones (Debbie from original movie, RL daughter of The Master, Tom Neyman).

Rupert tells us:

Jackey saw our productions. She told us that through the years, she has seen every ToRgO and Master, shtick, bit, film, play, comic, etc. come down the chute, but she thought they were all…(sorry to anyone out there)…unworthy. But she felt our “style, humor, intelligence, and love/respect for the characters” resonated with her, and she wanted to participate in some way! We told her we would like to do a feature length sequel to “Manos” with as many of the original cast and their families as possible. … We want to do it in a contemporary style (40+ years later), that still captures the spirit, awkwardness and magic of Manos.”

He’s also prepared to answer potential critics:

We realize we will receive much grief and criticism at every move… but at the end of the day, we hope that everyone respects that we are trying to do this in a way that really resonates and brims with the style, scope, eroticism, weirdness, grooviness and evil polygamy goodness of everyone’s favorite polygamist cult… and with the “blessings” of the only survivors of the original… which in our books validates our efforts! So any potential doubters, haters, etc. Go make your own film and do it your way!

Bernie Rosenblum, who played the guy making out in the car, has also agreed to appear in the movie. The plot and story are set.

They project a release date some time in 2013. We’ll update you on the progress of the production as it goes forward. You can keep up with them at TorgoLives.com.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Best and Worst Cops in MSTed Movies

Alert reader Patricia suggests we discuss…

Who do people consider the best, or worst, representative of law enforcement in MSTed movies?

You can pick any criteria you want. I’ll just talk sheer competency: Most incompetent cop has got to go with Alan “Nassau” Hale Jr. as the completely clueless sheriff in “Giant Spider Invasion.” For most competent, I’d pick the Hat Squad from “Radar Secret Service,” but then they did have RADAR helping them!

What would you pick?

How Was the Show?

An open thread for reports about last night’s Cinematic Titanic show in Seattle.

RiffTrax Panel at ComicCon

Next month’s ComicCon in San Diego is completely sold out, but if you already have tickets, here’s some advice: The only way you will get in to see this is if you get in line NOW.

We won’t be there, so we’ll be looking for reports from those who are.