By request, I’ve added a hoodies section to the catchphrase t-shirt store. The cafepress pricing is too rich for my blood, but some folks said they were prepared to pay the freight, so more power to ya.
I’ve included the most popular phrases from the t-shirt section and all the Christmas phrases. They only come in black and blue.

On a related note: Cafepress has flagged “It’s a giant spider invasion of savings at Menards!” They don’t like the use of brand names. Seems to me like the folks at Menards would like the publicity, but, oh well…