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Weekend Discussion Thread: Two-Part Mike Discussion

In the Episode Guide for this week, I described the moment that Mike won me over and I knew the show was going to be okay.

So, part one: Describe how or when Mike won YOU over (assuming he did).

Part two: Share your favorite Mike moments. Here are my top ten, in episode order:
• 205- ROCKET ATTACK USA — as cosmonaut Sorri Andropoli.
• 309- THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN/319- WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST — as Glen Manning.
• 310- FUGITIVE ALIEN — as Jack Perkins.
• 608- CODE NAME: DIAMOND HEAD — as Robert DeNiro from “This Boy’s Life”
• 611- LAST OF THE WILD HORSES — as Mirror Mike
• 706- LASERBLAST — as Capt. Janeway
• 809- I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF — as Adam Duritz
• 813- JACK FROST — as the Lord of the Dance!
• 821- TIME CHASERS — as Eddie
• 904- WEREWOLF — as James Lipton
• Honorable mention: 902- THE PHANTOM PLANET — as Andy Rooney

The Newest RiffTrax Short Is…

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Song Fu 2, Round 3

The third challenge in Round 3 of Quickstop Entertainment second “Song Fu” competition was to write a country ballad called “The Ballad of Rufus Amos Adams”.

Here’s how “The RiffTones” (Mike, Kevin and Bill) responded.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Sleeping Pill Episodes

This one’s going to be a little different. Which episodes put you to sleep and why?
Here’s my list and I have to say I got a little drowsy just compiling it.
For this, I picked one from each season.

• 103- MAD MONSTER (with short: COMMANDO CODY PT 2)–I think it’s just the bad print, the dark, gray scenes and the slow pace. I’m usually snoring by the second host segment.
• 209- THE HELLCATS–I’m not sure why this one puts me out. Maybe it’s the dull sameness of the movie.
• 303- POD PEOPLE–It one may surprise some people, but this is my all-time No. 1 sleeping pill. I don’t think I’ve ever made it all the way through without falling asleep. The host segments are terrific, but the movie, ugh. Maybe it’s the new age music and all the fog, but I’m snoring in no time.
• 413- MANHUNT IN SPACE (with short: GENERAL HOSPITAL PT 1)–The short’s pretty sleepy all by itself, and the movie is just gray and dull, with endless takeoffs and landings and long conversations. Zzzz…
• 508- OPERATION DOUBLE 007–I think this may have more to do with the fact that I can’t follow the plot. My mind wanders and the next thing I’m curled up on the couch.
• 624- SAMSON VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN–This one starts well, and of course the segments, with Frank’s departure, are memorable. But the movie just drags.
• 705- ESCAPE 2000–Another movie i can’t make head or tail of, and soon I’m in dreamland. And believe me, you don’t want this movie playing while you’re half asleep…
• 807- TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000–Talky, gray and tiresome.
• 908- THE TOUCH OF SATAN–Another movie with a very leisurely pace. Just doesn’t hold my interest.
• 1009- HAMLET–I like this episode more than a lot of people do, but the static filming and the dark, blank sets make my eyes droop.

I need a cup of coffee. What are yours?

Reminder – CT Crew at Archon 32

This is a reminder that the entire Cinematic Titanic crew…Frank, Joel, Josh, Mary Jo and Trace…will be appearing at Archon 32 this Oct. 3-5 in Collinsville, IL (a suburb of St. Louis, MO). Tickets for the entire 3-day convention are $60. Check the web site for more info.

I’ll be at the convention, doing my usual stalking coverage of the CT gang. If you happen to see me, step up and say hi, won’t you?