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Clueless CT Review

DVD Talk has posted what I think may be the first really harshly negative review of Cinematic Titanic. I remember reviews of MST3K: The Movie that were like this. Some people are just much too personally invested in movies, I guess. I could tear this one down myself (and I may, later) but I’ll let you guys have a go at it first.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Fill In the Missing Stingers

The following episodes (not counting KTMA) do not have stingers.
101- THE CRAWLING EYE
102- THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY
103- MAD MONSTER
104- WOMEN OF THE PREHISTORIC PLANET
105- THE CORPSE VANISHES
106- THE CRAWLING HAND
107- ROBOT MONSTER
108- THE SLIME PEOPLE
109- PROJECT MOONBASE
110- ROBOT HOLOCAUST
111- MOON ZERO TWO
112- UNTAMED YOUTH
113- THE BLACK SCORPION
201- ROCKETSHIP X-M
202- THE SIDEHACKERS
203- JUNGLE GODDESS
204- CATALINA CAPER
207- WILD REBELS
805- THE THING THAT COULDN’T DIE
806- THE UNDEAD
807- TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000
808- THE SHE CREATURE

I say, let’s give ’em one! I’m not going to do them all, but just to start off the conversation:
102- THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY–A snippet of the silly Aztec ceremony and the singing lady.
104- WOMEN OF THE PREHISTORIC PLANET–“Hi-keeba!”
106- THE CRAWLING HAND–“No dancing. Not allowed.”
107- ROBOT MONSTER–“I cannot! But I must!”
108- THE SLIME PEOPLE–The Tom Waits guy in the theater.
110- ROBOT HOLOCAUST–“Yoo and yur dawtah ah doomt!”
111- MOON ZERO TWO–The girl walks into the locker room and gets a good look at our hero.
201- ROCKETSHIP X-M–“Mars, extending us a welcome!”
204- CATALINA CAPER–A shot of Little Richard, looking high on goofballs
806- THE UNDEAD–“STAAAAY!”

Some of them are obvious. But maybe you have a better choice? Let’s hear it! (And any KTMA fans who want to suggest stingers for them are welcome.)

CT Reviews

Cinema Fromage reviews Cinematic Titanic’s latest.

So does “Reviews from the Couch.”

“Max the Hero” Wins Dragon*Con Award

“Max the Hero” was screened at Dragon*Con in Atlanta over the past Labor Day weekend and won the festival award for “Best Animated Comedy.” The award was presented to producer Mike Salva by Chucky himself, actor Brad Dourif.

Congratulations, Mike, Mike Kevin and Bill!

Want to see why it won? Check it out.

Now Available from RiffTrax Presents…

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Joining Kevin and Bill will be Josh Fruhlinger, aka The Comics Curmudgeon.

Get it here.