{"id":10867,"date":"2015-08-27T08:30:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-27T12:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/?p=10867"},"modified":"2015-08-27T09:49:59","modified_gmt":"2015-08-27T13:49:59","slug":"episode-guide-319-war-of-the-colossal-beast-with-short-mr-b-natural","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/?p=10867","title":{"rendered":"Episode guide: 319- War of the Colossal Beast (with short: ‘Mr. B. Natural’)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Short:<\/strong> (1957) A shrill, androgynous succubus urges a gawky middle schooler to take up a musical instrument.
\nMovie:<\/strong> (1958) When giant Glenn from “The Amazing Colossal Man,” now a deranged and disfigured monster, is spotted in Mexico, his worried sister tries to save him.<\/p>\n

First shown:<\/strong> 11\/30\/91
\nOpening:<\/strong> J&tB come up with new names for Mex-American food combos
\nInvention exchange:<\/strong> The Mads have invented the breakfast bazooka, while Joel shows off his between-meal mortar
\nHost segment 1:<\/strong> Tom and Crow debate the topic “Mr. B. Natural: man or woman?”
\nHost segment 2:<\/strong> J&tB are singing the Big Head song when Glen revisits
\nHost segment 3:<\/strong> Joel presents “KTLA predicts!”
\nEnd:<\/strong> Joel offers the bots samples of his special bread, Joel reads a letter then Glen reads one; Frank gets another breakfast shot at him
\nStinger:<\/strong> That’s a happy king?
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\u2022 If there was ever an episode where the short outshines the feature, this is it. But, that being said, this was one of those times where I was expecting to struggle through the movie but was pleasantly surprised. Instead of the dull slog I remembered from previous viewings, I found it pretty entertaining and the riffing was pretty consistently good. The host segments are more good than bad as well. This really is a fun episode all around.
\n\u2022 Ah, Mister B. Calling it a classic short isn’t enough. It is probably the most famous of all the shorts the show presented and maybe the most watched 20 or so minutes of the entire series. I practically have the thing memorized. (Note: I admit to stealing the phrase “shrill succubus” from the ACEG. It’s just too perfect a description.)
\n\u2022 Can I just mention, however, that the short is in horrible shape? Mr. B’s arrival in the kid’s home has been spliced out, for example. It was probably hilarious, and therefore somebody cut it out of the print and kept it for his or her own collection of goofy footage. A lot of classic moments in movies have been lost to anonymous “collectors” savaging the only remaining copy of a particular movie.
\n\u2022 That being said, thanks to RiffTrax, we now know that a pristine, un-chopped-up copy of the short exists\u2014it\u2019s the one they used when RiffTrax re-riffed it.
\n\u2022 The short was filmed at the Waukegan (Illinois) Elementary School and Miami (Ohio) Sr. High School.
\n\u2022 Betty Luster, who played Mr. B, had a brief TV career in the early 1950s. Her first TV job was on the CBS show “Sing It Again” (1950-51), which was a game show similar to “Name That Tune.” Her second TV gig was on the NBC show “Seven at Eleven,” which was only on the air for one month in 1951.
\n\u2022 For a long time I wondered what the target audience of this short was. It couldn’t be the kids. It couldn’t be the school music teacher. Recently, it hit me: It’s for the PARENTS! The music teacher probably was paid to show this during parent-teacher night.
\n\u2022 In the segment 1, Joel says “bogart” instead of \u201crobot.\u201d They just keep going.
\n\u2022 The military guy says the river below Boulder Dam is “a mile deep in some places.” WHAT??
\n\u2022 The Big Head makes another appearance in segment 2.
\n\u2022 The gibberish Joel shouts at the end of segment 3 comes from the chaotic labels of a product known as Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soap–still available at your local health food store. There’s an explanation of this stuff here<\/a>.
\n\u2022 Movie comment: Why didn’t they keep Glenn sedated once they got him into the hangar? (I know, they wanted to have the exciting escape scene).
\n\u2022 Callback: McCloud! (Pod People)
\n\u2022 Of course, this movie is known for the 30 seconds of color at the end, triggered by Glenn grabbing the power lines. Did Bert I. really think this was going to help the movie somehow?
\n\u2022 This is one of two MSTed movies (522- TEENAGE CRIME WAVE is the other) that ends at L.A.’s Griffith Observatory.
\n\u2022 Cast and crew roundup: Set designer Maury Hoffman also worked on “I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Assistant director\/production manager Herbert E. Mendelson also worked on “The Magic Sword.” Sound mixer Ben Winkler also worked on “The She-Creature.” The voice of monster Glenn’s was provided by the great Paul Frees. We’ll hear his voice again in “The Sword and the Dragon” and “The Deadly Mantis.” By the way, he was the director and script writer for “The Beatniks.” George Becwar also appears in “Bride of the Monster.” George Milan also appears in “Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders.” Roy Gordon also appears in “The Unearthly.” Dean Duncan Parkin, who played Glen the monster, also was help behind the scenes of “The Beginning of the End”… he was a grasshopper wrangler!
\n\u2022 CreditsWatch: This was intern Cindy Hansen’s last episode. Trace and Frank are still \u201cvillians\u201d and Dr. F\u2019s name is still \u201cForrestor.\u201d
\n\u2022 Fave riff from the short: “Mom, Dad? Tell me you heard that!” Honorable mention: \u201cForget music! I wanna dance!\u201d
\n\u2022 Fave riff from the movie: “My nurse fell down his throat!” Also: “Hee Haw, it’s Sam Wainwright!” \u201cSir, you just described ME!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Short: (1957) A shrill, androgynous succubus urges a gawky middle schooler to take up a musical instrument. Movie: (1958) When giant Glenn from “The Amazing Colossal Man,” now a deranged and disfigured monster, is spotted in Mexico, his worried sister tries to save him.<\/p>\n

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